So one of my friends works in the halls of power. I got this email forwarded on to me, which is just too funny to ignore. It imperiously demands that the UK Parliament force all its staff to engage in public prayer for Nelson Mandela, but charitably informs us we can use the prayers for anything else we feel like fretting over.
No idea who these people are, but what conceit, and what interesting language!
Please accept our Indestructible habitation of Light a Jamaican-OAU (AU) Golden & Diamond Jubilee greetings and best wishes for “the Soul of former President Nelson “Zulu Madiba” Mandela as he rises above life and death” in the Name of the Father the Son and the Holy Spirit. Emperor Haile Selassie I, King of the Living and the Dead, Conquering Lion of Judah. And for the Soul of the Sovereign Lady of the Jamaican 23rd July 1962 Constitution. One God.
House of Lords Committee Staff will be held individually and personally responsible for inculcating the prayers for the Soul’s of family members and friends of deceased members of the House of Lords who did not receive the standard rites for the Living and the Dead.
Upon receipt of these 4 Prayers for the Soul of our Hero former President Nelson “Zulu Madiba” Mandela, arising from the Book of Life, See Revelation 20 v 12 – 15. Staff members of Her Majesty’s House of Lords may also refer this matter to your most relevant and competent ecclesiastical officials in the Church of England & other Faiths concerning the Soul’s of the Living & the Dead arising from the House of Lords.
The Book of Life. 2. Prayer at Golgotha . 3. The Prayer for St Matthew, 4 The Vision of the Dengal Maryam.
You will to the best of your ability inculcate these 4 Prayers as compulsory spiritual and cultural education for House of Lords staff, the Anglican Communion, Commonwealth and Students, you will disseminate the “4 Prayers for the Soul of our Hero Zulu Madiba” to inculcate a better spiritual and cultural vista, as “former President Nelson Zulu Madiba Mandela” is reported on Life Support ventilator in South Africa and is in urgent need of supporting prayers for his Soul as a lesson for the Living and the Dead.
You will recite these 4 Prayers for the Soul of former President Nelson “Zulu Madiba” Mandela in a special public service on a date of your convenience, you will recite these prayers on behalf of House of Lords in front of World opinion for all those who will die the Death, is the House of Lords and Commons “A Large Court wherein there is no darkness”?
Please find the words of our mouths and the meditations of our hearts acceptable for the Soul of “Nelson Zulu Madiba Mandela” you may also use these prayers in any way pleasing to the Almighty, for the Sick to be nourished, Hungry be fed, the aged protected and the infants cared for, and for the Children of South Africa, the EU-OAU (AU) as an English language learning tool that the Children of the Anglican Communion, Commonwealth & AU may inherit this great blessing given to The House of Lords staff you may also use these Prayers for the Centenary of the 1st World War 2014, for the Soul’s of the Dead and for your own Soul an application must be made.
You who are named “House of Lords Committee Staff” will resolve your Officers into a “Nelson Zulu Madiba Mandela” oversight and supervisory committee, we will require your most competent attention in detail for the services required you may contact us for any further information or assistance required. The House of Lords staff will not fail to conduct your duties to the best of your ability inculcating the message from the European Commission Secretariat, who insist Apartheid is and was a British led institution that is repugnant to the 23rd July 1962 Jamaican Constitution?.
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