Funny, strange, and bizzare signs

It’s not always a particular sign that’s funny – sometimes it’s the juxtaposition.

These two are in front of our local Wal-Mart. I’d like to think that the guy put in charge of putting these up spent the entire time thinking “Bureaucratic morons…”.

But Fish Cheer, that sign was in Utah, which is also known as the “Sunday School State.”

Or is there something I don’t know about Utah?

I just rescanned this one today: danger

This one was always notable, I thought. Along with a related sign that says, I’m told, “Coca-Cola Presents the Tomb of Christ.”

“When Gary told me he had found Jesus, I thought ‘Yahoo! We’re rich!’ But it turned out to be something different.”—Jack Handy

I was amused to come across a road sign in England that read “Change Of Priorities.” It sounded so IMPORTANT!

This sign was posted in a local Albertson’s grocery a couple of years ago. A friend of mine snapped a photo of the sign and emailed it to his sweetie as a Valentine card.

For some years at the Dick’s Last Resort in Dallas’ West End there was a sign that read “Parking for Dicks’ in Rear”. Sadly, that parking lot no longer exists, nor the sign.