Funny, strange, and bizzare signs

I’ve taken a few pictures of signs that I got a chuckle out of and thought that you might enjoy:

This place, was recently ranked the 5,349th most popular vacation destination.

This is the side of a truck that provides outdoor lighting for construction projects and the like. Best Logo Ever!

And finally, this is on the marquee of a strip club down the street from where I work. If it is refering to what I think it is refering to…

Now it’s your turn, what funny or bizzare signs have you seen?

this restaurant really exists

It’s probably a combination Japanese steak house and dead fish bar.

For perverts!

Oh, and no picture, but there’s a place called “Bangmi Smokeshop” down on Pike Street that always makes me giggle.

Order the octopus at your own risk…

I haven’t stolen a sign since I was a teenager, but I might be tempted to recidivate for a souvenir of Orlando.

It’s no Hentai Sushi, but it tickles me, somehow.

Just saw a new sign at a car dealership today:

I wonder if Headquarters knows about it?

Steak and Titties!

Related news article

From the article:

This columnist thinks a bar called “Steak and Titties” represents progress? Holy Effing Ess!

I live about a 5 minute drive away from this one:
Big Ass Fans

About an hour north of me here in KY:
Beaver Lick Christian Church

Across the pond in London:
Phat Phuc Noodle Bar

Somewhere in Arkansas:
Big Dick’s Halfway Inn

In the village of Fucking, Austria:
Fucking Bitte - nicht so schnell!
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Sign pointing toward the village of Pussy, France

I will add more if my scanner becomes operational

There’s a park in Tweed Heads, NSW called “Faux Park”- It’s such a great name, but whenever I’m down that way I keep forgetting to take the Digital Camera with me…

No picture but there is a Big Bone Lick in Kentucky; there is also a French Lick in Indiana, IIRC.

Yup, I have been to oth places! There is also a Floyd’s Knob in Indiana, and I always find myself wishing that it was the town neighboring French Lick :smiley: .

I like this one, from Spain. That town has a big USAF base, btw.

When I was in Edinburgh, the sign that warned “Humps for 10 Yards” always cracked me up.

Another one that comes to mind was the sign that pointed to a path for the disabled in a Korean park. It bore the legend “Way for Disable.”

I’ve also seen a toy store called “Little Peter.”

My dad and I were riding through Kenab, Utah once when I noticed an odd sign. “Did that sign say what I thought it said?” I yelled, so we stopped and looked. Sure enough, it said “Testicle Festival” and listed the dates when said festival would take place.

I presume the festival involved consuming the gonads of farm animals.

Don’t count on that.

Wish I had a photo of it, but honest, there’s a greek restaurant in the east end of Toronto with a huge sign saying, “Parking in Rear.”

In Newfoundland.

Here’s an old picture of me at the parallel-universe G8, near Osoyoos, B.C. (The rifle is photoshopped, but the sign is real.) Funny thing – there’s a historic property up on the mountain called “The Lawless place,” – because, well, the family that maintained it had the name “Lawless.”

A beautiful area that sounds a lot more forbidding than it actually is. :smiley: