Funny things in the Air Force

All flyboy and military Dopers with accounts on Pprune should go read this thread. Be advised that you will be howling with laughter for several hours. :smiley:

Nothing beats The List. (The 213 things Skippy is no longer allowed to do in the U.S. Army.)

A few examples:

  • “The Giant Space Ants” are not at the top of my chain of command.
  • Crucifixes do not ward off officers, and I should not test that.
  • I am not in need of a more suitable host body.
  • No part of the military uniform is edible.
  • I am not the Emperor of anything.

I like this one:

  1. NEVER nail a stuffed bunny to a cross and put it up in front of the Battalion Headquarters sign as an “Easter Desecration.”

That site in the OP is nigh unreadable; between the jargon, the British slang, and the usual Internet illiteracy, I find myself guessing at or skipping over too many words for half the stories to be comprehensible, much less funny.

I’m guessing you’re not an aviator or in the flight business.