Remember that list? About the perpetually low-ranking military guy who compiled a rather impressive list of stuff the military wouldn’t let him do? Anyone got a link to that?
http://www.skippyslist.com/skippylist.html
- I am not the atheist chaplain.
I win.
- Must not start any SITREP (Situation Report) with “I recently had an experience I just had to write you about…”
GRRR! Friggin’ dial-up connection …
I have that list printed out at my desk. I’ve been meaning to start a rotating sig file with some of the better ones.
I also put one a day on my whiteboard at school. You’d be amazed at how many apply to students and/or teachers.
#87 - If the thought of anything makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it.
- The Chicken and Rice MRE is not a personal lubricant.
Ewww… That’s worse than the tale I heard of an acquaintance who came home slightly intoxicated and severely randy. Apparently, some leftover Macaroni and Cheese that had been left on the stove was put to uses never imagined by Kraft. :eek:
But, #87 is probably good advice for anybody.