In our cafeteria at school, there is a line. you enter in one door, and exit another, getting food in somewhat of a corridor… i guess. Its hard to explain.
Anyway, Coach Fife was standing near the frame of the Exit door, making sure everythning was copacetic.
All of the sudden, a classmate of mine, Lee, comes up to the exit door to see if he can cut in line or get someone to get him some food.
Now Lee has a reputation for being homosexual (and i must admit, i have my suspicions).
Coach Fife, standing in the doorway yells,
" Alright guys, get in a line. Nice and straight. One person behind the other"
you know, to prevent cuts in line and stuff.
So I see Lee start to walk through the door, and I say
" Lee, you can’t come in here; This is a *Straight * line.
Laughter ensued.
disclaimer: no offense intended to any actual homosexuals.