DVR blurb for the episode:
“Rebirth”
After a devastating spaceship crash, the Professor makes his way back to the Planet Express headquarters in New New York City, where he decides to turn the circumstances around by resuscitating the crew with his birth machine.
Morbo will destroy you!!!
This looked much better using the Alien Language font on my computer:(
I’m so excited I’m vomiting from both my saltwater and freshwater stomachs.
The double vomit is a sign of joy!
On to new business. Today’s mission is to go to Elysium’s friend’s party.
What are we going to do there?
Nothing. Just walk around not wearing a helmet.
Wait a minute, Morbo’s got a Brain Slug on his head!
(the lil’ thing must be feasting on his POWERFUL THROBBING FOREHEAD VEINS!)
Glad the Planet Express crew was finally able to outwit the <F>B<F>ox Network and the evil of the Execubots, I think I’ll enjoy a nice can of Slurm to celebrate the return, maybe I’ll even find a Golden Bottlecap, now, where’d I put that F-Ray, better ask the What-If-Machine…
Look out for the colossal mouth bass!
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE let there be an Anthology of Interest 3 this season! Good news everybody, there ISN’T! What are you hacking off? Is it my torso?! It IS! My precious torso!!
Sweet Zombie Jesus!
If you want to know:
Nope.
Hooray! Zoidberg can be popular again!
Now I don’t have to start my own sci-fi cartoon show!..with blackjack…and hookers!
But I may still do it anyway…
I’ll be sure to have my Fing-Longer handy so I can tune my TV to Comedy Central without leaving my recliner.
um… don’t think of me as an instrument of the devil, offering promise of temptations most foul or anything but… it’s leaked out onto the internet. i’ll spoiler box a link, but it’s not much of a protective measure from willpower.
i for one am going to be super weak and watch it now since i’ll be at a wedding all weekend and won’t have a chance to watch it until sunday night.
i guess mods can censor this as they deem necessary…
you know what, forget the show…
You just lost five bucks!
Death by snoo snoo!
Shhhhh!!! Just ignore it and switch to a garlic shampoo!