Tell him you’ll dye your hair “Leela purple” when he dyes his hair “Fry red”. Not regular red-head red, mind you, but the exact same hue as Fry’s hair in the cartoon.
Then again, maybe you shouldn’t. He’d probably do it.
Actually, I think he’d look cute with Fry’s hair. As long as he doesn’t get Fry’s brain along with it.
Morbo, to wife: Stop it, stop it. I will destroy you!
“So I gave the cookies you made to Fawn and the kids, and they couldn’t believe it. They were delicious! But I digress. Tremble, puny earthlings! One day my race will destroy you all!”
“So…humans have easily injured knees. My race will find this information very useful indeed! MWAA HA HA HA HA!!”
Well, they did get married in that parallel universe that is exactly the same as ours except the coin tosses turn out differently.
“One year later, he gave me this diamond scrunchy.”
“While I got beat up outside a Neil Diamond concert by a guy named Scrunchy.”
Especially the major differences between Lrrr, Morbo, and The Horrible Gelatenous Blob.
EGAD! I have devised a solution!
Merely insist that, since you are becoming Leela for him, he should hold still for the eye-gouging. This will make him suitable as well! Oh my, yes.
A very Farnsworthy suggestion! And I’ll remind hubby that he wants to see the nifty 3-D scenes in Superman Returns.
As a little Futurama appetizer, Billy West and John DiMaggio join Al Gore in making a parody/homage ad for his upcoming movie, i’m really serial here, Bender, the Announcer and Gore are actually promoting An Inconvenient ManBearPig…errr, Truth…
Wow, you really elected the wrong guy in 2000. That was hilarious.
Oh, we elected the right one. The Supreme Court just wouldn’t let him go in.
Let me be the first one to say: WOO-HOO!!!
Ha ha! Nice find, MacT! I found it funny and informative. And terrifying, of course. 
Cool. But if it does a Family Guy and comes back shit I may actually cry.
Nah, we elected the right guy. Gore makes an excellent clown.
Sorry, but the “Wheel of Fortune” joke (“Aaaaand the Batman symbol”) alone was worth the return of Family Guy.
“How much does the fat guy in the circle cost?”
“That’s you.”