Futurama's "The Scary Door"

I went looking for a transcript of the “Scary Door” monologue(s) through Google, and could only find one of the shorter ones.

Anyone know where I can find one of the longer, funnier ones on the internet?

-FrL-

The Leela Zone. I ain’t postiing the direct link, due to the the clivck rule, but look down the left-hand side of the page. You’ll see a link called “Episode Transcripts.”

Hey, look at that weird mirror!

Per your request, please find enclosed the last man on earth.

The “two-click rule” does not apply here. It’s meant to provide a buffer zone for potentially unsuitable viewing material. Like bare boobies.

Why should I listen to you? You’re Hitler!

Huh. I knew it applied to bare boobies, but I also figured it would apply to ©s as well. Now I know, and knowing is half the battle.

Does it apply to copyrighted boobies?

If you’re going to copy the right boobies, you might as well copy the left ones as well. In for a penny, in for a pound, and bilateral symmetry is the key to success here on Planet Earth!