For all you folks who “ask a passing mod” to fix, move, close, etc. your post or thread, you will get quicker attention by simply using the red triangle to send a report with whatever your requests, demands, lamentations, etc. may be.
Reported.
I’ll bet you don’t know why, though.
I reported my own post for being nothing but a tired, overused joke and demanding that I be punished.
Your thread title is inaccurate, you’ve been able to report your own posts for as long as I’ve been here. I’m reporting your ass for misrepresentation!
Also for you having the gall to suggest people actually use the report button!
At the risk of taking a joke seriously, before the upgrade in summer 2008, you couldn’t report your own posts. Many posters are used to the old system and don’t realize you can do it now.
Punishment on demand? Sounds like a new pay feature to me, but you’re going to need a password and a safeword.
I figured this out in 2009. I figure you need test stuff for yourself.
No problem, we can use my usual safeword (“Don’t stop!”). Let me know when it’s all set up – I just ordered a little USB device that let’s people remotely deliver an electric shock to, um, a certain area.
You know, the big USB device is only $12 more.
Just sayin’.
Irrelevant. 
ATMB/TMI-The Series.
That’s what I get for trying to be helpful. No good turn goes unstoned, or something like that.
It’s okay to report a stoned tern.
What about a stern tone?
You use the stern tone when reporting the stoned tern (or was it a rock gull?).