Friday the A/C died, $3,000 and the washer, a mere $400.00 replacement.
I don’t know what I did to piss her off, but this fellates with the greatest alacrity.
Winter is coming, you can let the air go for a few months.
We just finished selling our old house and buying a new one. At one point, we felt like random people were just walking up to our door and demanding $400 - it was just one expense after the next. Our mortgage broker was virtually incompetent and gave us bad advice early on that put us in a very tight financial position in two different ways. We got through it, and you will too. And our new house is great. 
Yeah, of course He does. You can’t even type His name correctly.
Arkansas. 70 F at 6:00 AM, 80 F at 10:00 in September.
You, Sir, are obviously Goyisch.
Apparently you can’t spell that either. 
(I’d never even heard of the term before, actually!)
I can’t see why God would bother with breaking your appliances. But then, I haven’t read the whole Bible. Perhaps it’s in the Book of Handiman Jobs.
Doesn’t it just mean Gentile? I.e, non-Jewish?
I think it’s covered in the “Vengeful” stuff.
I feel your pain. In the past two months we have had: the garage door spring snap, sewer backed up, starter go on the car and the refrigerator konk out.
Hate him back, it works for me
could be worse, East GA has that and 1000% humidity to go with. :mad:
Ouch. Oooh, I, uh, knew that God hated you.
Honest, I meant to send you a heads up! Guess you got the message anyway.
Thanks for the advice.
Well, at least he’s put you a day ahead of everyone else - watch the news tonight, tomorrow win the lottery!
Thanks for suggesting that today…tomorrow…yester…can I get back to you on this?
If you referred to me as “her” I’d break your A/C and washer AND T.V.
You’re lucky God is a lot more easy going than I am. 
Plus you keep referring to him with feminine pronouns. How do you think the Man Upstairs feels about that?
Any you don’t capitalize “him”. How’s your A/C running today?
It was working fine this morning, but after that little slip up, I’m not so sure. I’ll no doubt be coming home to a muggy dwelling this evening.