A message to the hot blond in the state agency I go to every day:
Gahhhhhhhhhhhh! Quit flirting with me!! Don’t freaking touch me! Yeah I like it but I’m happily married with two kids. Besides, I need to freakin’ focus on my work.
Oh well, two weeks and you’re going back to school, outta my life for good.
You poor bastard. Maybe we should contact Willie Nelson, and he can organize “lucwarm Aide” to help with your horrible, horrible problem.
Hey, send her my way. Maybe she into the smell of monkeys and lab coats.
<psst> If you send her my way I can give you a monkey, how about that? You’d like a monkey of your own wouldn’t you? Maybe one for the kids too?
::Paging Hall and Oates::
CRorex -
I don’t want a monkey.
If I run across a hot blonde can you provide rats?
Hehe. I realize it’s not such a big problem in the scheme of things. But damn it is frustrating to have that hot of a woman showing interest in me.
And it’s also freakin’ scary. Oh well, two more weeks.
Wait, I’m married to a Hot Blond™ , would like a monkey and also continue to associate with my wife. Where in the Great Material Continuum™ do I fit in?
I suggest not showing this post to your wife, or you may end up under the Great Material Continuum.
But that’s just a thought. 
I have this terrible, sinking feeling that any minute now, some half-baked freak is gonna come into this thread and say he wants a hot, blond, monkey. :smack:
Or worse—that he already has one, and wants to trade it for the rats! :eek:
I have a hot, blonde monkey, and I’d like to trade it for the rats.
[sub]Seriously, Bosda, what did you expect?[/sub]
They can sense when you are unavailable, and tease you to make your life miserable.
Chris Rock does a funny bit about this. No one wants you when you’re single, but when you aren’t, you get crazy sex calls: “Yeah, this is your hot neighbor from down the street. Me and my hot girlfriends are having a dick-sucking contest, and we thought you’d make a great judge!” Where was this call before? Now you get it every Tuesday!
I laughed out loud when I read this.
It’s not that bad, but it’s pretty bad. I had thought this girl was a little chunky around the hips, because she has rather large breasts, and would wear big skirts. Well, about a week ago, she started wearing pants . . . hot damn what a killer bod she has! She’d leave Howard Stern speechless.
So anyway, today she invites me to get a drink with her, and at that very moment (before I say anything), an associate of hers interrupts her and she has to go and do stuff. About the biggest feeling of both disappointment and relief I’ve had in a longggg time.
Just 9 days left, and tomorrow I’ll be at a different location from her.
Hellllooooooo…
If she’s touching you and you don’t want it, and she’s annoying you to the point you are having trouble focusing on your work that’s sexual harassment, dude. (Yes, men can be victims, too).
Whether you want to make an issue of it or not is your business - there are costs to complaining. But call a spade a spade, OK?
Does this mean you think lucwarm should go with the monkey?
Or the hot blond rats? 
Well, we’re not co-workers. For various reasons that I won’t go into, we spend a lot of time at the same government agency.
Besides, I could easily make her stop. The trouble is, I LIKE her. That’s what’s making this so difficult. Oh well, just 7 more days.
Yay!!! She stopped flirting with me!! (It seems she met someone.)
What a freakin’ relief.
dumped for a monkey.
Cheer up, buddy! At least you still got the hot blonde rats.
Doesn’t matter. Sexual harassment laws cover visitors to workplaces and employees of other companies coming to your location (i.e. if the UPS guy harasses someone at a delivery stop both UPS and the company he’s visiting can be on the hook for the harassment). Although since this is taking place at a state agency you might be SOL if you wanted to file a complaint since SCOTUS is of a mind to immunize states against most federal civil rights laws.
Sorry, I know that wasn’t the point of the OP. Oh yeah, and IANAL etc.
Glad to hear you’re no longer being flirted with against your will.