“Turn your head and cough.”
Arse-Ledge 
Your balls are showing.
stv
Is it in?
“Where’s the beef?!”
Is that all?
“I sentence you to death for crimes against the state.”
Do you know why I pulled you over?
It’s not you, it’s me
You have the right to remain silent…
“What the ---- are you looking at??”
I wasn’t laughing at you, I was laughing with you!
Well, I’ve never seen one like that before…
Don’t worry, it happens to everybody at some point.
You have got the tickets haven’t you ?
sir, it appears these charges for ‘marital aids’ on your visa were legitimate
We need to talk…
snap Just… try and relax.
I’m…late.
Do I look fat in this, Honey?