Game: I wanna buy ...

Inspired by the ‘Russian Roulette toy’ if have an idea for a new game.
The rules are:
The first poster: I wanna buy: <place here a strange/unusual/weird article>
conditions:

  1. the article must exist and available for purchase.
  2. no references to auction or 2nd hand sites.

The next poster indicates where (optional a link) the first poster could get that article and places on his turn his wish to buy.

I’ll start:

I wanna buy: * a stretch limousine*

[url=http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=31851&item=2456208149]Stretch Limo[/ur]

I wanna buy:A mandlebrot rug
(There’s a slight problem with this game - Everyone is going to suggest e-bay)

Err… the second rule says that references to auction sites (as ebay is) is forbidden
Want to add a third condition: no illegal stuff, but thats obvious isn’t it ?