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Gukamatz has been moderating these threads because he’s more familiar with the source content than the other cafe society mods. This was his note in the OP of the first thread this season:
We left off with Theon holding winterfell, but the remaining Starks escaped. Dany will be screaming “WHERE ARE MY DRAGONS!?” like it’s “WAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLTTTTT!!!” Jon may freeze to death unless he becomes more receptive to dry humping. A “we love the king!” day is celebrated in King’s Landing.
Okay, I don’t believe that Theon actually killed Bran and Rickon. We never see them die and the bodies are unidentifiable. Prior to this when someone major died it all happened before our eyes, no potential ambiguity.
My first guess as to what Catelyn would do with Brienne’s sword is cut out Jaime’s tongue. Or his balls. Or both.
No idea what’s happening with Jon Snow. He seems to me to be in a big pickle. Same with Danaerys.
Yeah, there no way they’re dead. But I wonder if Theon knows that, or if his crew brought him two burnt kids and said “here they are.”
It struck that this episode seemed to made up mostly of long conversations between two characters. I know there’s a lot of those in this show, but there were very few scenes in this episode that had more than two characters.
Nice shout out to the fandom by the Kingslayer when he described Cat as a shewolf. Wonder if he keeps his head?
In other news, Alfie Allen is finally putting the whole “Alfie” business behind him, he is a wonderful Theon. I especially liked the way he portrayed the inner conflict in Theon; there is a genuine struggle in him when he does what he does, although it does not last.
In is great to compare Jon and him; Jon has a conflict too, but he chooses to do what is expected as opposed to what feels right.
I didn’t buy Sansa’s handmaid/Tyrion’s lover being dumb enough not to shut the door and then asking Sansa to help flip the mattress with them on opposite sides was even dumber. As much as Tyrion has pounded into her head about castle intrigues I think her first impulse should have been shutting the door behind her instead of panicking and acting even dumber than Sansa.
I’m not sure. I think Theon and his first mate took the walnut shells as proof that the peasant had helped the Starks escape, which gave them an excuse to murderize his kids to cover up the fact that they suck at manhunts.
Basically in my mind it’s: dogs have lost the track, maybe we moved too far ahead and the prisoners turned left at Albuquerque => Walnut shells. They actually were here. Well shit. => Torture the old man, he’ll tell us where they’ve gone => He knows nothing because Osha & al. snuck in his larder without his knowledge. FFFFFFFFFfffff => We need to pick up the trail but now we’re super late and the dogs are useless => Let’s not and say we did.
Maester Luwin was taken away before item n°3.
When they found the shells they thought they had found the boys, so they sent the maester back so he wouldn’t be there ti either witness or moan and wail while they did whatever they were going to do. That’s my guess.
Re-watching the episode, I wonder why Jaime killed the starry-eyed Lannister squire. I understand that he needed to make the jailer come into the pen, but couldn’t he have just knocked the kid out, or even just told him “I need you to make like you’re dead” in the grand and honoured tradition of Hollywood jailbreaks ?
I gotta say though, I’m loving how they’ve been breaking the ice around Cersei these past two episodes. I like my villains humane and miserable about their being villains.