So, finally watched it.
Sansa being Sansa. “I told you not to trust anyone, people in this city are betraying cunts. does cunt thing, betrays and murders a pawn” “Oh, OK, I’m coming with you then ? drool”
I’m loving what a magnificent bastard Tywin is shown to be - we’d been *told *he was clever before, but taking a guy who explicitly and directly told you his primary motivation was to kill you, and only you ; turning that guy into your ally ? Smooth. His scene with Tommen was good too, but then again it’s somewhat easier to manipulate a kid who doesn’t know what a “leading question” is.
That rape scene. I’m less angry about it than my SO, who was in literal, upset tears. But goddamn, that’s some brutally tone deaf character derailment, and reading the director defend his Vision™ does make my blood boil further. A little. Simmer ? Gently fume ? It wasn’t clever and it made* no fucking sense* considering what we know of Jaime’s character. And it’s the second fucking time they do this - Drogo was the first.
That it prompted an internet debate on “what’s really rape, no, really, when you think about it ?” with plenty of disgusting opinions thrown about was the crowning cherry on that particular shitcake. Ugh. Anyway, moving on.
Tyrion is such a boss. He’s *so *gonna die.
Sam… again, drool. “There are violent sex-starved men here, I can’t protect you ! You’ll be much safer in a brothel that I know for fact these guys routinely visit !”. Herpty derpty derp. The other Crow subplot is an interesting fog of war thing, it’ll be interesting to see where that might go.
Stannis was a bit forgettable, but it’s interesting to note that Joffrey’s death seems to have made him believe the Red God stuff for realz, when last ep’s bonfires seemed more resignated and going through the motions. Davos + Shireen are as adorable as ever.
The Hound… I’m still torn on whether he’s been character derailed as hard as Jaime or whether he’s still crookedly true to himself. I mean, two episodes ago he seemed to derive pride from the fact that he drew the line at stealing. Now he just robs a guy. So, um, yeah. I guess he objects to taking away your stuff all sneaky like behind your back, but he’ll more than happily thump you for it ? Coming from a guy who in season 1 risked his own life just because some poor shlub was getting bullied by the Mountain ? It’s a bit schyzophrenic.
I was looking forward to Arya & Hound starring in Akira Kurosawa’s Two Samurais, too
:).
For all my spite at Dany in general, I gotta admit, the slave collar thing was clever imagery. I liked that - and I particularly like the fact that a more “inspired” director would have had her throw swords and clubs, ARISE ! SECOND AMENDMENT > TYRANTS ! style. But bringing ideas to a swordfight ? No, really, clever.