golf: With a swing like that your bound to get a hole in one.
giggle gigglefeeling embarrassed*** giggle*
Gardening
I see your schwartz is bigger than mine!
oops, star wars, not space balls…
gardening: I said I wanted a cheap HOE. What did you think I said?
lotion
lotion is provided free of charge via a hand pump.
new theme: house wife.
that June cleaver, she loves wearing a pearl necklace.
shoes…
Shoes: “A pump is definitely better than a loafer.”
Next Theme: Thumb Tacks
I’d like to slip my sock into THAT Dr. Marten…
Ack… Thumb Tacks: These oughtta hold up my Ernest Borgnine photos, if you know what I mean.
New topic: Livestock
Shoes: Nice shoes, wanna f**k?
Thumbtacks: How about stickin that in my corkboard.
Next subject: video cameras
thumb tacks: Can I tack you to my bulletin board?
next:
the jungle
Jungle: Hot and sticky and wet. Just the way I like it.
Next: Etymology
etymology: Boy, you got some prefix there. Wanna conjugate?
dentistry
Dentistry : Would you like me to drill and fill that hole for you?
Barkeeping.
Barkeeping: If you enjoy the head on that Guinness, I have another that you’ll enjoy…
Topic: Another SDMB user’s name as an innuendo
Another SDMB user’s name: “Whoah, check the JoeyHemlocks on that hose-hound.”
Next Theme: Smilies.
smilies: :o 
:eek: :eek:
next up: post office
post office: my flag is up cuz I got a package for you.
next theme: coffee
Coffee: You make my pot perk!
Bananas
coffee: I got two cups overflowing…got any sugar?
photography
bananas: you must be a carpenter cuz you just made my banana stand
next theme: carpeting