Carpeting: “You know, if you lay it just right, you can enjoy it for years.”
Next Theme: Video Games
Missed Photography “I wouldn’t mind puttin’ my F-stop in her aperature.”
Video Games
You play with the joystick, I’ll press the buttons.
next:Telephones
telephones - Will this connection be collect?
next - FedEx
FedEx - I can deliver overnight, guaranteed.
Next - Auditing
Auditing:
Hmm, this is a tough one, but I’ll try - It only really works if it is spoken by an agent of the IRS.
“Bend over, this won’t hurt a bit.”
Next Theme: The Stock Market.
Stock Market: I’d like to purchase some of your stock!
New Theme: The Flintstones
Flinstones: “BAM, BAM BAM!”
or
“Yabba-Dabba-Do Me.”
Next Theme: Dying Threads.
It’s been so long since someone posted me.
Bread
Just one more post, for old times sake…
Next theme: the beach
Bread:
I’ve got just what you need to make that loaf rise.
What’s next? You forgot!
HOw 'bout: Music
Whoops!! Thanks OESGal!!
No prob honey:)
Music: “That’s quite a nice G-clef you got there.”
Next Theme: Insects
Insects: Wanna play mosquito? Remember, it’s the female who does the sucking…
Topic: Batman
Do you want to slide down the bat pole?
Lawnmowers
Lawnmowers:
I’ll be your Lawn Boy, baby, just pull the cord.
Next:
Giant squid
You make me want to spray my ink everywhere.
The beach: I can’t wait to find your clam.
McDonalds is the enxt topic.
Can you supersize that thing?
Topic: sunglasses