Sunglasses: Nice shades. Wanna fuck? (that’s a hard topic!)
Next topic: Taco Bell
Oooh baby, will you look at that burrito! Can I have some hot sauce with that?
topic: (in the spirit of Taco Bell) Sporks
Okay, maybe “sporks” is too difficult.
How about: Grapefruit?
Nothing like a pair of juicy, red grapefruit.
SDMB regs
(BTW, thanks to all who have played or are playing… This has given me lots of giggles)
Grapefruit: Would you mind if I squirted in your eye?
Next topic: self defense.
Damn!!
SDMB regs: If I Hijack your thread will you post in my Pit?
Next topic: self defense
Self-defense: I’ll body-slam you anytime, baby.
Next: writing utensils
[slight hijack] And getting back to Sue’s suggestion of sporks: Three prongs and a bowl make eating a lot better.
Bad and weak, yeah, but it begged to be answered 
[/slight hijack]
Writing Utensils: “Pardon me, is that your ball point?”
Next Topic: Clocks.
I love this game, I’m never going to let it die
In, out, in, out. That’s cuckoo. I want a ding dong.
Next one: crisco
Crisco: “Once it gets hot, just slather it up and slip it in there.”
Too much of a stretch?
Next Topic: Tooth Brushes
I like to get it wet before I use it.
Next Topic: Tupperware
I’d like to marinate my meat in your self-sealing box…
Next Topic: Stone Crabs
Tupperware: If you press on me and make me burp… I’ll be yours forever.
Next topic: pepto bismal
DAMN!!!
Stone Crabs: If you make me hard as a rock I promise I wont give you crustations.
Next:VCR’s
If I push your buttons, can I watch you play?
Next topic: Motor Oil
VCRs:
Yes, that button. Oh, you are kind!
Next: Parliamentary debate
Dammit! Motor Oil:
I’m good for 3000 miles, baby.
The Chair recognizes the motion on the floor!
Next Topic: Noodles
I like my pasta looooong and al dente!
or in the case of my ex-husband
Yeah, Ziti looks big, but once you get it in your mouth…it’s just all limp and hollow.
Next topic: The kitchen sink.