You’re like an uninstalled kitchen sink…you got three holes, and they all need to be filled.
Next Topic: Air Sickness Bags
Air sickness bags? No wonder this thread dropped like a rock.
Lessee…
I’ve got something for that motion sickness.
(Pitiful, but I wanted this thread back, so there!)
New topic (please) books
It’s not the number of pages, honey, it’s the quality.
Next topic- water fowls
water fowls: Want to suck my duck?
feels really dirty that she posted here to begin with
next topic: Pez dispensers
Hot & bitter, just the way I like my men.
(I know, I had to do the coffee one)
Pez dispensers: Just relax, put your head back, and let me get that candy out…
New Topic: French Food
French Food: After nibbling on the legs, eat the “escargo”
(what a fine topic for my first post! :))
new topic: mug
Are you trying to mug me, or is there something in my pocket you want?
Next topic: light bulbs
lightbulbs: “I’ll screw it if it will turn on.”
back to coffee: “Mmmmm…black, sweet, and hot: waiting for cream.”
next topic: airplanes
Airplanes like to do it inverted!
Next topic: football
Football: In Canada, our balls are bigger.
Next topic: Bees
**bees:**Hey honey, you’re all sticky and warm…
Next topic: a rocket.
Oh baby, we’ve got liftoff!!!
Next Topic: Peanut Butter (I’m wondering if anyone ever saw Shakes the Clown and knows the reference)
Surf’s up, can I bury this in your clam?
Next theme: memory
This thread needs to be revived!
memory: Hey honey, I’ll give you something to remember!
Next theme: chicken
How do you feel about stuffing?
Next: superheroes
Superheroes: Can I be your Wonder Woman?
Next: School
I’d like to give you a little personal instruction!
Next up: Baseball!
He didn’t just hit a home run, he shot it out of the park. :eek:
Gratuitous return to the coffee theme: I like my men like I like my coffee: Hot, sweet and creamy. 
New theme: computers - extra points if you work in a Unix joke!