Computers: I’d really like to mount her volume.
Keith
Ooops: New topic: farming
She really cranks my tractor.
Next: Olympics
Bread: I’d like to try those buns!
Next:(hard one) jelly beans!
Whoops! I didn’t realize this thread was over one page! I guess I should have known…
Anyway, if ant one can do(!) the jelly bean one, I’ll be impressed.
Jelly Beans???
Um… I wonder if she comes in many colours?
Any!
Dammit, I suck!
Screw it, I’m going to bed.
(God, this post is just brimming! and I didn’t even mean to!)
A homonym should suffice for ALL the extra points:
Man wanted – Unix need not apply.
next topic: funerals.
(Who’s the thread spotter that revived this damned thing???)
Olympics: Would you prefer gymnastics or a ball game? or maybe water sports?
Jellybeans: Some women have melons and some women have jellybeans, but all men want to get their mouth on 'em.
Funerals: Would you get a load of that stiff?
And rjk is the wonderful person who revived this thread. :blowing kiss:
Next theme: Sweet food
Sweet Food: Nothing tastes as good as my honey.
Pasta
ooh baby, let me get a taste of your lasagna.
topic: laundry
Laundry : I’d like to fluff and fold her.
Farm animals
Farm Animals:
Baby, you’re not Ba-a-a-d!
Police
Grab hold of my nightstick and spread 'em!
Boats.
Police: Well howdy officer, of course I don’t mind pulling over for you. Was I going too fast? Say, are you going to FRISK me? Are you going to whip out your big NIGHTSTICK??
(that one was from a skit my friends and i put on)
(this one is from another skit by somebody else)
I’m sorry officer, I can’t seem to find my license. Oh wait, I just remembered where I put it! You know for safe keeping. I think I left it underneath my balls.
Boating: Hey, nice mast.
woops, forgot.
New topic: Cosmetology
I’d love to pluck her eyebrows.
Alcoholic beverages
Alcoholic beverages: I’d like to share a few cocktails with you…
Next: rainforests
Alcoholic beverages: I’d like to share a few cocktails with you…
Next: rainforests
(Anytime, Zy! You can revive me anytime at all!)
Rainforests: I’d like to explore that nice wet jungle you have down there.
Next: courtrooms.