GAME- signature comments!

In My Humble Opinion
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here’s the rules of this new game. you take a look at the previous poster’s .Sig, and make comments. they can be jokes, observations, or just suggestions. if there is a comment on a .Sig you just have to make, even if they aren’t about the preceeding poster, just mark off that comment into a separate area, while making a comment about the preceeding poster too. and you can’t make a separate comment on someone who hasn’t posted in this thread- we don’t want anyone’s feelings hurt who wasn’t ready to risk it!

now that the rules are out- open season on my .Sig!

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Of course there are huge deposits of dinosaur jism lying about! How do you think they recreated all of the dinosaurs for Jurassic Park?

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Really - how could you NOT agree with someone with the balls to call themself FireUnderpantsBoobs?

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Of course you’re not! You are only a figment of my twisted dark imagination!

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I hope the finger-flicking doesn’t involve boogers. It’d be effective, no doubt, but it takes some of the debonair flair away from the talent…

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naw, it really isn’t. you can find some damn wierd stuff in there… i prefer the curry.

[sub]and now, a custom-crafted sig, just for this occasion![/sub]

Flamethrowers make everything better.

remember, in the immortal words of terry pratchett:

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Doesn’t Dubya have that pratchett fire quote in needlepoint in the “kinda round” Office?

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But where is it going? That’s the important part.

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Is there an appropriate Dog Goddess, or a Cat God?

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Hey! Now I know 2 goddesses! (racinchikki’s the goddess of chenille chickens). And you just keep on…whatever the second bit was about, I’ve forgotten it.

Mine should be fun:

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Yeah, masturbation tastes like watermelon-flavored lube.

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I refuse to believe that Lisa Simpson said that.

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“i am emeril of the borg. prepare to be cooked in a most foul way, one resulting in an inedible mass of ick.”

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I agree that we males are damned.

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I think the one thing more dangereous than a frightened attorney is an angry auditor.

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Wait a minute… I thought I was the Queen of the Universe!

Maybe it’s different universes.

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My sig box came unclicked.

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Well, if Gunslinger’s lucky, in 7 weeks, her yankeeness won’t be the only thing rubbing off on him. :wink:

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I, for one, would like to hear far more about Crunchy’s testicles.

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Beat the crap out of him literally? Don’t you know you could have done that with less trouble and more panache in a golden fiddle contest?