Rock Around the Cluck, a how-to guide for building masonry chicken coops.
Call Mo, theme song of the Morris Udall for President campaign.
and, of course,
Tern, Tern, Tern by The Byrds.
California Creaming Sung by the ever popular “31 Flavors”
Comfortably Dumb a popular song on Captial Hill
Lance to the Music by the up and coming “Boils”
Lust in the Wind Monica’s favorite
Everyday I Write the Cook a ballad for waitresses everywhere
Our Lips are Healed By Susie and The Chapsticks
The Police’s ode to pot, “Every Breath You Toke”
XTC rages against the Celtic Cernunnos in “Deer God”
Who could forget the disco-era hit about Victorian women’s fashion, “Do the Bustle”?
Another disco tune: The Weathergirls take on bankruptcy in “It’s Ruining Men”
Soft Cell’s 80s smash “Fainted Love” tells the story of a woman who passes out when her boyfriend proposes
Wasn’t I’ve Got You Under My Chin the B side?
“Susie and the Chapsticks,” Like a Virgil - hee hee, you guys are killin’ me! I even think I know the words to Surfin’ Bard - “Hey Nonny Nonny Papa Oom Mow Ma Mow”!
How about the woman who didn’t want to share her leftovers: Mary Hid a Little Lamb
And I’m pretty sure Oscar Levant wrote Rhapsody in Blur.
And who could forget that underground Davy Jones hit about his transgender inclinations: I Wanna be Fred
Then there’s Queen’s “Another One Bites the Bust”
Cream On, Jenna Jameson’s crossover foray into the music world.
Man in the Bot, written and performed by Data from ST:TNG.
Kurt Cobain’s ever presant promise to courtney “I’ll Apologize…”
another queen one, this time about bread: “Another One Bites The Crust”
that’s the best I could do… I’m sooooo not creative
Jimmy Buffett sews - Son of a Son of a Tailor
Pink Floyd with intestinal issues - In the Flush
Floyd forgets lyrics - Comfortably Dumb
Aerosmith without Viagra - Lack in the Saddle
Aerosmith in San Fran - Walk This Bay
Floyd at the Art Museum - Monet
Ozzie Osbourne forgets how to tie his shoes - I Don’t Knot
Red Hot Chili Peppers at a wedding - Under the Bride
[sub]OK, OK I look at my CD’s, so SUE me![/sub]
Dire Straits Mark Knopfler’s 2 male siblings paint - Brothers in Arts
How about Nirvana’s tribute to Kurt’s dog…Floyd the Barker?
Yes I know it’s obscure-sue me I love Nirvana 
Madness’ touching tribute to a lost pet - Our Mouse
Gob tells about their favorite Home run contender - Sosa
Oh god, I could do so much better… I’m a horrible person…
I thought Semen and Garfunkel sang “I Am a Cock”, not “Love Me Like a Cock.”
Plight of the Bumbleebee - protesting the overuse of insecticides.
Sitting on the Dock of the Bay - has some obvious potential but maybe better left alone.
Light My Ire- was considered as theme song for Grumpy Old Men
Silting on the Dock of the Bay?
Sitting on the Dock of the Day?
Sitting on the Duck of the Bay?
Sitting on the Deck of the Bay?
Hmmm… [sub]ohmygosh![/sub]
Joe does not want margarine, he wants–Butter
Paul and Michael talks about a women richer than both of them combined–The Girl is Mint
Then they colaborated on a song about Liberace Gay, Gay Gay
Then Stevie in the same vein stated I Just Called to Say I Love Lou
We could discuss the merits of the epic song Corn in the USA.
We could ponder as to the deeper political meaning behind American Lie.
We could fall asleep listening to The Borer or wonder if S&G misspelled Tie Boxer.
We could wonder about the deeper meaning behind Eyes Like Thins.
We could debate John Lennon’s thoughts behind Love me Po.
We could openly speculate over Bob Dylan’s thoughts arising from We Didn’t Start the Fir.
Or we could wonder what crime went unsolved in Unindi[c]ted.
But I think we’ll all stay awake tonight, shaking at the thought of Run-around Lue, by Dion and the Belmonts.
Truly, a disturbing thought.
Let us not forget the classic tale of birth, Riders on the Stork.
Or Robert Downey Jr’s little known song, Baser Street.
I’ve always marveled at the only existing example of Marcel Marceau’s recorded voice, his song Sweet Child 'O Mime.
The heart rending tale of love lost (then found, then lost…), Manic Man.
7-Up’s ever popular jingle, Lime in a Bottle.
Bill Gate’s memorable song, King of Gain.
Of course, a personal favorite is the Pimply-Faced Prepubescent Boys Choir of Bayonne singing their original song, Handslide.
If I might be permitted some artistic freedom:
John Wayne Bobbitt might still be singing Can’t.
I bet matt_mcl, after his geometry dream, is humming With the Angles to himself.
Wayne Newton might be singing I Hope You Danke for his performance.
Activists all around America are today embracing their new anthem Picket to Ride.
The Beatles themselves give a commentary on today’s declining morals with Hell!
Greenday might be looking for a new career in interior design with their new smash-hit Tile of your life.
Third Eye Blind wishes it had been more convincing with its earlier song Jumper, and has now come out with Jumped.
Aretha Franklin’s found something she can’t identify in Thing.
John Denver probably saw Euty’s MPSIMS thread about Rome before he wrote his new single Leafing on a Jet Plane. And I don’t think any of us needs to hear about the inspiration behind his other hit Rocky Mountin’ High.
Simon & Garfunkel have joined in the quest to fight ignorance with Cecil (again, some poetic license). And in a continuation (sort of) of that fight, they’ve also released Me and Julia Down by the Schoolyard.
We might wonder as to the true sexual identity of Emile Zola with S&G’s not-so-popular song For Emile, Wherever I Might Find Her.
It looks like Bread might have to declare bankruptcy with their latest song Everything I Owe.
TLC comes out as anti-rugby with their fan-favorite No Scrums. But they redeem themselves with their altruistic (if strange) solo Unpetty. Did Richard do something bad?
Savage Garden released a song rated R for explicit title in To the Moan and Back.
People all over Ireland are simply aghast over the release of the song Oh Danny, Goy. And we wonder about the geography of Ireland and England in The Mild Mountain Thyme and The Wild Mountain Thame[s].
[sub]Okay, okay . . . I’ll stop.[/sub]