Incorrect lyrics only.
Common misconceptions or your very own.
1 or 2 - 4 lines only, no whole songs.
**Hold me closer, Tony Danza
Count the head lice on the highway**
:dubious:
'Scuse me while I kiss this guy.
Calling Jamaica.
Someone shaved my wife last night.
Pardon me, boy, are you the cat who chewed my new shoe.
– as heard by an extremely hard-of-hearing friend of mine
Not quite what you’re asking for, but where else could I present:
The evening breeze
Uproots the trees
Tenderly
So now I come to you, with Boko Haram
The second time I ran astray, I saw voyeurs on the train
catching tigers right in the flail
This time baby I’ll be burning proof!
She’s got electric boobs
A Mohawk too
You know I read it in a magazine
Don’t you miss the big time, boy?
You no longer run the ball…
Bringing in the cheese, bringing in the cheese.
We will be rejoicing bringing in the cheese.
There’s a bathroom on the right.
Everything’s fucked.
Everything’s fucked, it’s a put on.
Come on, Baby. Change my tire.
Revved up like a douche…
Don’t you love farts?
My fart I fear.
I thought that you smelt what I dealt.
Sorry, my dear.
There’s a bathroom on the right. Creedence Clearwater Revival: “There’s a bad moon on the rise.”
Funny anecdote, at a local concert (FRontier City, OKC, OK) of the dregs of the band that reformed, they actually sang one line as “Bathroom!” With a wink, wink look.
Oh can’t you see you belong to me.
I’m a pool hall ace
With every step you take."
(from “Every Breath You Take” by the Police)
That’s what I thought Sting was singing for at leats a a year. I KNOW that line makes no sense in context, but it’s what I heard.
Holy imbecile tender and mild.