Fellowship of the Technical Institute: “DeVry, you fools!”
Fellowship of Evita: “Don’t cry for me, Argentina, you fools!”
Fellowship of the Beatles: “Lucy in the sky, you fools!”
Smells Like Teen Spirit of the Rings:
Load up on bows, Bring short friends
It’s far to go, From Rivendell
She’s overboard, But he’s assured
All I hear, Are elven words
How long, how long, how long, Mt Doom?
How long, how long, how long, Mt Doom?
How long, how long, how long, Mt Doom?
How long, how long, how long, Mt Doom?
With the ring here, it’s more dangerous
Here we are now, Who will take it?
I feel stupid and courageous
Here we are now, Who will help us?
A dwarven
An elven
A regent
A lost king
Yea
I am cursed but I’ll do my best
And with this ring I feel depressed
Our little group has always been
And always will until the end
How long, how long, how long, Mt Doom?
How long, how long, how long, Mt Doom?
How long, how long, how long, Mt Doom?
How long, how long, how long, Mt Doom?
With the ring here, it’s more dangerous
Here we are now, Who will take it?
I feel stupid and courageous
Here we are now, Who will help us?
A dwarven
An elven
A regent
A lost king
Yea
And I forgot, Just why I’m here
And why I find it hard to smile
I found it hard, to toss the ring
Gollum fell, so nevermind
How long, how long, how long, Mt Doom?
How long, how long, how long, Mt Doom?
How long, how long, how long, Mt Doom?
How long, how long, how long, Mt Doom?
With the ring here, it’s more dangerous
Here we are now, Who will take it?
I feel stupid and courageous
Here we are now, Who will help us?
A dwarven
An elven
A regent
A lost king
Yea
Glengondor Glenshire:
Fly…you fucking child.
Futurama of the Rings: Fry, you fool!
JoseB
I just got that!!
Lord of the Fly, as narrated by Geena Davis: "Be afraid. Be VERY afraid…of the FLY, YOU FOOLS!
The Cure of the Rings: “Boys don’t cry, you fools!”
Gandalf Washington and the Cherry Tree: “I cannot tell a lie, you fools!”