sheesh
*showed me his ass . . .
Dude, ALAN RICKMAN!!! Alan freaking Rickman?
Oh man, now I HATE you!
daydreams about Colonel Brandon
Now that in my opinion is really cool…I love Jeff Buckley. RIP mate.
I will now steal this expression for my personal use. Thank you for your contribution.
I know someone who once recieved a quite uninvited sloppy kiss from Isaac Asimov.
Yes, that’s right. It’s from Mapp and Lucia. Prunella Scales does a wonderfully acidic Miss Mapp.
Mr. Rilch and I met Ron Jeremy at a convention. Two Polaroids mark this event.
I no longer remember if I knew in advance that RJ would be there, and chose this outfit deliberately, but I was wearing a pleated miniskirt (and at the time, had the legs for it :() and what Mr. Rilch refers to as “The Sweater”. And let’s just say that I am not a member of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee.
Now, Mr. Rilch loves to refer to this as “the time Ron Jeremy groped my wife”, but there was, actually, no groping. It was like a bear hug, but his hands didn’t go anywhere that my own dad’s wouldn’t. But you should have seen the lascivious grin, spreading across his face like spilled beer, when Mr. Rilch asked for the favor of photographing us!
Of course, I don’t know if this was a “canned” reaction that he recreated for every female fan. But at any rate, I can say that I was leered at by Ron Jeremy. And as I always say when Mr. Rilch tells the story, “It would have been an insult if he hadn’t reacted that way.”
Interesting!
I am very fond of DS’s writing. Funny stuff!
Admittedly, not quite on a level with a grope from Gandalf, but noteworthy nevertheless.
Am I the only one who thinks of dearly departed Wesley Willis whenever I see this thread title?
Gandolf touched my ass
Gandolf touched my aaaaasssssss!
Andy Rooney once yelled at me and my girlfriend and accused us of stealing his cab. He chased the cab down the street when it pulled off.
Didja ever have your taxi stolen by two young women on their way to a disco? Dontcha just hate when that happens?
Damn it!
I wish I was a man, so that Ian McKellen would grope MY ass.
Yummy Alan Rickman would be a pretty decent second place, though. 
Seriously, I don’t know if I’d be offended or not. Probably just stunned beyond all capacity for rational thought.
But still – rowr.