Gangbanged by which musical group?

By which of these musical groups would you prefer to be gangbanged?

Typo. Last choice should read Benny Goodman. Fucking Cheetah keyboard autocorrect.

Er, the Bangles. It’s right there in the name.

Don’t fight the hypothetical, man!

No K-Pop? I’m not a big fan of that music, but the groups look nice.

The Runaways.

Either of these. I’ll put Bananarama on the list too.

Y’all fight that hypothetical as if it were Hitler.

If the survey doesn’t have the proper responses, its not the fault of the people being asked.

Au contraire. The question involves which of the listed bands the respondent would prefer to have pouring the pork to hir. Not being interested in teh seks with any of the listed bands would simply point towards not replying at all. Although, in retrospect, I probably should have included an “All of the Above” option.

The New Christy Minstrals gets my write-in vote.

I’m not entirely sure who/what they are, but I love the idea of going on Maury Povich for a I Was Gangbanged By The New Christy Minstals tell-all.

I like the way you think. I think it may be because I am Rickity-Rickity wrecked.

Unless I’m completely misunderstanding some hidden point in your OP, I doubt you’ll get many women to respond because even hypothetical gangbanging by rock stars is pretty disgusting and scary.

The New Christy Minstrals and a slot on a future Maury Povich show, on the other hand . . .

Maybe he meant guys.

In the case of most of these groups, you’d have to be a necrophilac if you wanted to be gang banged by them.

Well, I think you owe me, and the board at large, an apology for your egregious sexism. I troubled to use the pronoun “hir.”

If the OP has a serious interest in the topic, he can:

  1. Start it over in Cafe Society, since this seems to be focused on interest in musicians; and

  2. Do so without crossing the line on allowable approaches to discussing sex on the board.

This particular thread is closed.