I felt that the best bands thread deserved a reciprocate, so here goes:
N’Sync
Puffy Combs
Backstreet Boys
The Monkees
Ratt
NKOTB
Slaughter
Blink 182
…just off the top of my head. I’m sure there are plenty I’m forgetting. That’s what the rest of you are for.
Trixter
L.A. Guns
Menudo
Eiffel 65
Danger Danger
Nelson
Hanson
Killer Dwarves
Don Dokken
Whoever sings that song I hate “Who Let the Dogs Out?”
I actually saw Killer Dwarves in concert. I believe they were opening for Iron Maiden. The lead singer had a couple of parallel bars that were maybe a foot off the ground. During musical interludes he would do little pseudo-gymnastic routines on these bars. I swear I’m not kidding. Concertgoers were looking at one another in disbelief.
Can only come up with 8
Punditlisa,
What about Heart?
Did you mean “Starland Vocal Band”–as in “Afternoon Delight”? It’s tough to count a group with only one song as an all-time worst.
Lawrence Gowan - if you know who he is, you know he blows
Milli Vanilli
Vanilla Ice
MC Hammer
Oasis
Counting Crows
Cyndi Lauper
Spacehog
Spice Girls
ANY FLAVOR OF THE MONTH LITTLE BOY BAND
I can only add one: America
“In the desert, you can remember your name 'cause there ain’t no-one for to give ya no pain.”
Loathsome twits.
The Baha Men. Ugh.
How anyone can put bands like The Counting Crows and America on the worst band list is beyond me. Here is mine
Def Leppard
eminem
celine dion
black sabbath
u2
van halen
n’street
blink 182
limp bisquit
korn
How could the worst bands of all time even become popular in the first place? Though I would agree that NSYNC sucks dirty dirty ass, they’re one of the top bands around now. Apparently there are millions of people whose definitions of quality music vary from mine. Wouldn’t the worst band in the world be incapable of convincing a record company to produce them? Even NSYNC (or their handlers/manufacturers) were able to convince a record company that there was some sort of appeal to the band.
Gotta disagree with you on U2, Jabe, but c’mon, the Counting Crows suck.
Here’s my bottom ten list
1: Oasis
2: Counting Crows
3: Hanson
4: Oasis (yeah, I know, but I can’t stand them)
5: Rush
6: The Baha Men (I’m so sick of that song)
7: America/Neil Young
8: Gwar
9: Smashmouth
10: Oasis (can’t stress it enough)
Any bottom-ten list without the Bay City Rollers is historically incomplete.
tjw, don’t know if Heart counts as an ALL girl band since, aside from Nancy and Ann Wilson, the rest are guys… but you’re right, the 2 leads are women, and they’re a decent band, IMO.
Nineiron, yes it was the Starland Vocal Band I was thinking of! They make my list because they have the dubious honor of being on 2 of my “Worst of” lists. 1) “Songs that Make My Flesh Crawl” (for “Aaaaaa-aaaaa–aaaafternoon Delight”)and 2) Worst band names.
Finally, Floodnak, thank you. Please edit my list. #9 is now the Bay City Rollers.
There’s one band that many people consider to be The Ultimate Band of All Time. Although I hesitate to put them on my “worst” list, I must say that I’ve heard several of their songs and for the life of me can’t figure out what all the fuss is about. That band is… Rush.
Here’s my list, in no particular order:
N’Sync
Backstreet Boys
98 Degrees
C-Note
Five
O-Town
All 4 One
Boys II Men
New Kids on the Block
Color Me Badd
Take 6
Needless to say, I have little patience for boy bands.
Kilt Wearin’ Man, Rastahomie: yer on my shitlist 
Seriously: I have a problem with people listing Rush, or Oasis, or any other band that obviously has talented musicians (note that this doesn’t mean that they will APPEAL to you!) as a Worst Band of All Time. I am not the sort of person that will sit down and listen to Yngwie Malmsteen for 3 hours - but the man DOES know how to play the guitar.
All the boybands, that I can live with.
But IMHO, we don’t KNOW the worst bands of all time. They were probably too crappy make the cut.
Sort of interesting that the lists you guys have posted before in this thread don’t have much in common with what some of the larger magazines (Rolling Stone, etc) have said in the past–haven’t seen the Grateful Dead or Dire Straits here yet. Glad to see that some of the other crap rock has made it though.
GRRRRRRR!
There’s naught wrong with ELO, lass!
And Jabe says:
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And then you put Van Halen on your list of worst bands?! Are you sure that’s not some amazingly fucked-up typo?
Counting Crows aren’t worthy to do Van Halen’s sound checks!
Here’s my list, in no particular order:
10. Oasis
9. Michael Bolton (why am I the first to put his name here?)
8. The BeeGees
7. Hanson
6. Counting Crows
5. Bon Jovi
4. Dave Matthews Band (This will probably get me some grief, but I can’t stand that crap!)
3. Spice Girls
2. Any boy band (they’re all the same, why bother listing them separately?)
jabe,
everyone of course is entitled to their own opinion, but come on. Counting Crows lead singers’ voice sounds like a 13 year old boy going through puberty and his dog just got run over… he sounds like he is constantly on the verge of crying.
How in the hell he got Courtney Cox to go on his video is beyond me.
I forgot one - I’m a bad Winnipeggger but, I’m sorry, I HATE this guy’s voice
Neil Young