Mr. Oizo: Not only does their single have a trite, repetitive beat, but it has no melody at all! These guys make Daft Punk look like musical genii.
Bloodhound Gang: If we write really shitty songs that include lots of sex an’ cussin’, our record will sell! (sad but true)
Jennifer Lopez: If her music was so great, would she turn it off and dance in the middle of all her videos? She isn’t even a very good dancer, considering how long she’s been at it!
Hey Karma, stop whining!
I’m not whining, you’re whining… about my ranting.
The Doors - Jim Morrisson’s bad poetry set to music. Ugh.
Canned Heat - Who told that dude he could sing?
And, of course, all those manufactured teen boy bands and rap music in general.
Rap is music?
A lot of good music has rapping…
Good music can contain rap.
Rap almost never contains good music.
See Tricky, Massive Attack
I tend not to like bands that don’t play or write their own music. This includes the Backstreet Boys, who my sister insists are really ``entertainers’’ and not actually musicians.
I kinda like the Bloodhound Gang, though, which is strange considering my other tastes in music. They have a sense of humour.
``You’re just an empty cage girl if you kill the bird.’’ – Tori Amos.
She can’t sing either…at least not in tune
I feel the same way, except I love the Doors’ music. I think it’s really neat; I just hate Jim’s “poetry.”
“I was born in this town, I was raised in this town, and I’ll probably die in this town. Hell, I’ve already been hit by a car on this street, twice!”–if you recognize where this quote is from or who said it, please tell me.
PS–here are some bands I hate: Poison, Quiet Riot, and all those other terrible heavy metal bands of the '80s, Van Halen (I dunno if they count under heavy metal or no), and Bon Jovi. I also hate that Limp Bizket metal-rap-rock fusion crap. Maybe if the lead singer wasn’t such a dick, I’d like them a little more.
“I was born in this town, I was raised in this town, and I’ll probably die in this town. Hell, I’ve already been hit by a car on this street, twice!”–if you recognize where this quote is from or who said it, please tell me.
PS–here are some bands I hate: Poison, Quiet Riot, and all those other terrible heavy metal bands of the '80s, Van Halen (I dunno if they count under heavy metal or no), and Bon Jovi. I also hate that Limp Bizket metal-rap-rock fusion crap. Maybe if the lead singer wasn’t such a dick, I’d like them a little more.
“I was born in this town, I was raised in this town, and I’ll probably die in this town. Hell, I’ve already been hit by a car on this street, twice!”–if you recognize where this quote is from or who said it, please tell me.
i love the doors
i dont like limp bizkit
kid rock
hanson
all those pop groups like nsync (which arent real bands)
im sure there are more…
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I agree completely! I had an argument with a housemate a few years ago about this when she told me that she didn’t understand why people hated the Spice Girls so much. After all, they don’t really sound ALL that awful. I told her that they weren’t really musicians and I had no respect for them, which she didn’t understand.
~Kyla
“What Would Captain Planet Do?”
I hate Limp Bizkit. And Fred Durst can take that and stick it back up his yeah!
I cannot stand Type O Negative, Korn, Static-X, Orgy, and all those other bands who take the worst elements of metal, gothic, and industrial music and fuse them into a drab, lifeless lump of music that oozes from your stereo into your brain and sits there and rots.
I bloody hate Hanson, the Backstreet Boys, Britney Spears, N’Sync, and all those other plastic performers who take the most sickly pop confections they can find and merrily shove them into your ears where they float into the very top of your brain and bubbles and fizzes and overloads your senses with its sweetness. Combined with the effect described in the previous paragraph, and you have potential brain-death. Your head swells, gets soft and mushy, and the pressure starts to build up. All it takes is one Limp Biskit song, and kapow! Your head is history.
And then there’s the black blot that covers all of music today, called “country”. I believe I need say no more. Of course, it wasn’t always thus. Old country beats new country any day of the week. Which is, of course, why the current trend seems to be new country artists covering, and ruining, old country songs. Maybe someday I will describe the effects of this on the human brain, but I don’t think I can right now.
I really need to stop now, I’ve got “MMM-Bop” and the cover of “Blue Monday” stuck in my head at the same time, and if someone even mentions Limp Bizkit, then… oh, nooooooooooo!
KABLAM!!!
Heck is where you go when you don’t believe in Gosh.
What I REALLY hate more than anything in the world is Walking on Sunshine by Katrina and the Waves. This damn song will NOT go away! It’s currently in commercials for no less than THREE DIFFERENT PRODUCTS! (Sun Com, Claritin, and a new movie whose title escapes me at the moment) It’s really starting to drive me batty.
I will post two words here, even if it only pisses off MoosieGirl (well, I’m sure a lot of people hate this obviously BRILLIANT song).
Tarzan Boy 
Oh, and Neuro? Type 0 Negative kicks ass.
MaxTorque: I beliece you are refering to a mr. Jason Kaye, the lead singer in a band call Jamiroquai.
And who told him he could sing?
Stevie Wonder.
P.S. I HATE Korn.
**Id rather be no one than someone with no one **
Well, most of the problamatic newer bands have been named. I’m going out on a limb and will say Aerosmith. They’ve played the same 2 songs with different lyrics for 20 years. Enough is enough.
I loved it when I was in HS and feeling rebellious and deep. Now, 11 years later, the lyrics make me cringe. Oops, that should be 12 years later.
Metallica. Hate Em. With a passion. With a HUGE passion.