I also need a Gnome Nativity.
Sadly, I don’t see an outdoor version, only this one.
This was our gnome experience- we stole a friend’s gnome and took him on a road trip to the Texas Old Time Fiddler’s Association contest in Groesbeck, Texas. Much fun was had by all.
When we got back, I printed the pictures and returned the gnome to his yard with the evidence of his road trip.
Later, I heard through the grapevine that my friend’s husband had seen me steal his gnome and was very upset about it.
http://www.blastr.com/2009/08/weird_sci_fi_things_you_c.php
I suggest the Montclaire Moors zombie with one of the neighbor’s gnomes in its hand.
Or the raptor skeleton, surrounded by gnomes with knives.
Or the last one on the list: the gnome-be-gones.
Hard to blame him; it was a dick move. Some parts of the country that’d get you shot.
I had some neighbors in Florida who planted FAKE FLOWERS in their front yard.
Bright purple, yellow, and orange bunches of fake flowers. They actually looked better after the sun faded them.
It’s that time of year again!!!
ThinkGeek’s Star Trek gnomes:
http://a.tgcdn.net/images/products/additional/large/hujt_trek_garden_gnomes_grid.jpg
Solar mooning gnome: (and look! It’s sold out.)
https://www.catchoftheday.com.au/product/solar-powered-mooning-gnome-ornament-181410/
And although this isn’t for the garden, I still couldn’t resist sharing it:
Mooning gnome salt and pepper shakers
OK, no. This one is the absolute best one ever!
The plot thickens!
Has anyone encountered a gnome gnomon, yet?
As TwistofFate said, (in 2008!) report them to Gnomeland security.
Gnot that I Gnow
Did anyone ever figure out what happened to chowder? 
… AOL still has a website?
I would ask a gnostic.
May gnats gnaw your gnu for that line…
Tis is perfect! I see a whole new genre of movies – classics reade with gnomes instead of people.
Gnomence of Arabia
The Gnomefather
Three Gnomes and a Baby Gnome
Apollgnome 13
The Oulaw Gnosy Wales
The Ugnomables
Gnoghmare In Elm Street
The Shawshank Gnomdeption
The Gnome Mile
This has to be one of the best zombie Pit threads ever!
A while back I saw a flamingo re-painted in neon as if it were decorated for the Day of the Dead. So I went looking for a similar pic to show you guys.
Instead I found this hilarious little morsel of gore.
that one guy, looking up at the camera. Dear Og, he’s sure to haunt my dreams. :eek:
I am ridiculously proud of The Outlaw Gnosy Wales! It’s the best thing I’ve writtem in months. 
Gnoman Holiday
The Gnome of the Rose
Psycho (about the madman Gnoman Bates, obviously)