Now that is what I call a Gnawful Gnome site:D
Or you could just get the gnome to end all gnomes.
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Your yard or theirs, doesn’t matter.
You really must modify that tableau. Mess with the neighbor’s head. Moving them a few inches a day would be great. So would changing their clothing (just a little paint would do wonders). I also like adding the little nazi armbands.
A little paint, and you could fix that right up.
Outstanding!
That would have a whole different meaning if it was a “guy’s weekend” at a sheep station.
There’s an artist who makes a business out of selling little metal monster sculptures that’re frequently sighted carrying off some gnome in the approved fashion of cartoon cannibals everywhere. 
The Department of Redundancy Department would like to advise you that all Gay Gnomes are Gay. Any female gnomes are either butch or beards.
Thank you and carry on.
Knock them over on their sides and scatter empty beer bottles around. My husband’s idea!! I’m just passing it along. 
Well? Which one is it?
Bang, bang, Maxwell’s silver hammer
Came down upon her head
Bang, bang, Maxwell’s silver hammer
Made sure that she was dead
Bye bye gnome.
How about smearing the gnomes with beef paste and waiting for the local dogs or foxes to take effect?
OK, we are in recession Times are hard. Pardon an actual factual question.
How hard would it be to go into the gnome business? What are the fool things made of?
Googling shows there to be darn few novelty gnomes out there. I see an open market.
Most Gnomes are made of plaster (please note it’s an uppercase for Gnomes;))
There are load of novelty Gnomes, just click on a few links that are posted, especially the one posted by pantheon
Anyways: They apparently eat very little but they are somewhat demanding as regards their clothing and they do need a lick of paint from time to time
No, that would be an extremely stupid and possibly illegal (with regards to Anti Discrimination laws) thing to do.
It would also be criminal damage if you were to alter the gnomes with paint, or damage them in anyway. They are other people’s property after all.
How about smearing them with paste? Is that technically within the law?
I ain’t know, I’m not a lawologist.
It’s just that whilst this thread is hilarious, and I credit chowder with a good deal of common sense, some of the suggestions here are straying from fun prank territory into criminal acts.
I like the way you think!
A gnome likeness for celebrities and poloticians.
A gnome for every hobby.
Gnome sets, like the Christmas Nativity Scene I predict a big seller! and A gnome crucifition scene.
Gnomes in sports.
Gnomes having sex.
College sports team gnomies.
My GOD!
We’d be Bajillionaires!!!1111!!!
{Doctor Evil}Or even millionaires!{/DE}
I actually own a Gnome chess set. But it is too large to display and too small for the lawn.
I see Gnome football teams
Gnome professions (lawyer, carpenter, photographer)
Black and Asian Gnomes
Military Gnomes
and of course the Gnome nativity set.