I used to ba fan, but this really chaps my hide. You’re trying to hold the Dodgers over a barrell. For what? Respect??? 9-11 million dollars a year isn’t enough respect??? We traded Piazza for you, asshole!
You could have said something in October, or quietly, during the winter meetings, when we could have traded and gotton value for your worthless ass. But you wait till spring training??? Fuck You, you worthless piece of shit!!! And you’re contract limits the number of teams we can trade you to. Isn’t that special? Yeah, I’m sure the Yankee’s will appreciate you.
I’m looking forward to getting a huge hot dog and loading it up with mustard, ketchup, onions and jalapenos, and I’m gonna through it you!!!
Whew, I feel a little better.
But I’m still pissed!!!