Gatopescado's Movie Spoiler Thread! Post them here!

I don’t go to movies. I don’t want to go to movies, but I like to know how they turn out, so if someone is talking about them, I can interject with, “Oh, yeah. That movie sucked!” or some equally thoughtful critique, and I like to mess around with the cool “spoiler” boxes in threads. So, do me the favor of having to read the newspapers reviews, or God Forbid! spend my hard-earned (yeah, right!) money to see these Hollywood shit-nuggets and tell me what I need to know about them and how they end and what you thought of them. Any movie will do, but the more current, the better!

Make sure someone includes this “Ya-Ya Sister” movie, too. Judging from the trailers, I think I would rather crush my testicles in a vise than see this film!

(The answer to the question you are all asking yourself is “Yes, I am very bored at work right now!”)


She said she loved me like a brother. That’s great, cause she’s from Arkansas!

Rosebud is a sled.

Y’know that guy? With the shoes? He gets killed.

The ship sinks.

He’s really a ghost.

Or, alternately, for another movie,

They’re really ghosts.

It isn’t Snape.

They all die. Or:
Nobody dies. Or:
Some people die, some don’t.

That should cover it.

Bruce Willis is dead!!!

(This spoiler is from, of course, “Die Hard 2.”)

Teddy is John G.

Darth Vader is Luke’s father. Who would’ve guessed?

She’s her sister
She’s her mother
She’s her sister
She’s her mother
Slap

The good guys win.

After that summer, things would never be the same.

Soylent Green is PEOPLE! It’s PEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Wait, I thought Rosebud was people.

My thoughts on the Ya-Ya Sisterhood:

[spoiler]I don’t have any.

I’m just using the Spoiler 'cause you like it.[/spoiler]

My brain rebelled halfway through The Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood so I’m not quite sure of the ending, but I seem to remember a giant space baby telling me that I was Kaiser Soze.

[Monty Burns]Excellant![/Monty Burns]

keep up the good work, so far, so good!

He crawls through miles of sewer pipe to escape to freedom. A few years later his friend is freed, finds the money and they live happliy ever after.

My favorite movie ever.

You know that box that the FedEx guy delivers? It has Gwyneth’s head in it.