I don’t go to movies. I don’t want to go to movies, but I like to know how they turn out, so if someone is talking about them, I can interject with, “Oh, yeah. That movie sucked!” or some equally thoughtful critique, and I like to mess around with the cool “spoiler” boxes in threads. So, do me the favor of having to read the newspapers reviews, or God Forbid! spend my hard-earned (yeah, right!) money to see these Hollywood shit-nuggets and tell me what I need to know about them and how they end and what you thought of them. Any movie will do, but the more current, the better!
Make sure someone includes this “Ya-Ya Sister” movie, too. Judging from the trailers, I think I would rather crush my testicles in a vise than see this film!
(The answer to the question you are all asking yourself is “Yes, I am very bored at work right now!”)
She said she loved me like a brother. That’s great, cause she’s from Arkansas!
My brain rebelled halfway through The Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood so I’m not quite sure of the ending, but I seem to remember a giant space baby telling me that I was Kaiser Soze.