Gay Doper DMark Discovers He Was Married And Had Child?

Wait… I’m confused. Huh toasters what conversions something something toasters???

Is this a reference to the “if I convert someone to being homo then I get a toaster deal”?

I’m confused.

Well you can’t convert someone into being a homosexual. But if you can persuade a homosexual to come out, then you get the toaster I believe.

B.T.W. are toasters available to hetrosexuals with homosexual friends that they convince to come out?

What dental work is he getting done?

Of course you can convert hetero’s - didn’t you get the gay agenda?

That’s what makes the gay agenda so frightening to us straights. I didn’t get a copy (being straight), but I’ve heard its

7pm - Fabulous Cocktail Party
8pm - Get “Special” Rights (like being able to get married)
9pm - Convert all the straights
10pm - Faboulous Dance Party

You forgot the part about Destroying the Family. Maybe that can be worked in at 9:30.

No, destroying families fits in right at 8, along with rights being granted. ;p

I got married to a woman (but am divorced now). Does this make me ineligible to be part of the Agenda?

I’ve always wanted a daughter (I am, thankfully, childless so far). Look on the bright side, DMark, you got a daughter without all the hard work!

WRS

My mooching brother lives with me, and I always have to argue with people calling for my ex-sister-in-law. I am Kristina Maria LASTNAME and she is Chistine Marie SAMELASTNAME. They find it hard to beleive that Michael LASTNAME does live here but I am not his wife, and our names are so similar. Dumbasses.