Congrats, man!
This is great news! Happy 31st Anniversary and congratulations!!!
Speaking of which, we were sorry to put you up for adoption, but back then we were young and didn’t know if it would last…
We were at your 3rd birthday - remember when your “uncles” gave you that big check for your trust fund? Hope your parents let you know…
Let’s just say we still enjoy the experimenting part.
Just following the instructions from the Gay Agenda Manual.
The SO has a phobia about computers - no matter how hard I have tried, unlike me he has no interest whatsoever in 90% of all technological toys. Of course, whenever he wants to order something online or needs info, guess who becomes his personal secretary at the keyboard? He’s no fool.
And congrats to your parents!
Ya know, we have been trying to do that for 31 years and dumbass Kim Kardashian accomplishes ruination of the sanctity of marriage in one fell swoop.
To be honest, we really were sort of polar opposites when we first met and most of our friends said that same exact thing. One guy told my SO that we wouldn’t last 6 months together.
Na - back when we first got together, a committment ceremony was solemnly promising to call the next morning. When we first moved to West Hollywood, they had a special Domestic Partners’ document that we signed. Cost about $10 if I recall correctly and had no legal significance whatsoever but it was pretty and suitable for framing.
About two years ago, Nevada passed a law allowing Domestic Partners some rights - so we did that. If it marriage were legal here, we would happily tie the knot.
Odd, isn’t it? Nevada is the only state in the US that has legal prostitution, but the idea of two guys getting legally married freaks the zealot bible thumpers out of their bigoted little minds.
Thanks for all the good wishes, everyone!
I had to work today, but we are going out tonight and I have taken tomorrow off so we can party the night away! (Early bird special, home in bed by 11) Tomorrow we are going out to dinner at a better place, and might see a show or movie.
Thanks again for the good wishes!
Congratulations!! The anniversary gift for 31 years is timepieces, so I say go make more happy memories on top of your nearest clock. 
Congratulations on your 31 years. My partner and I will be celebrating 9 years together tomorrow. That’s since our commitment ceremony, and 6 since our civil union.
Congratulations, and may you have many, many more years of happiness and undermining the moral fabric of society!
WooHoo! Party like you’re 99!
Congratulations to you both. Wishing you many continued happy years together.
Congratulations, gentlemen!
Congrats to both of you. We’ve been together a mere 24 years; 31 is awesome!
Congratulations to Mr. DMark who uses computers and Mr. DMark who doesn’t use computers. May the first one do the second one’s internet shopping for many, many more years.
Now that’s impressive! Congratulations!
Well put.
Happy anniversary, oh destroyers of America’s moral fabric!
Soooooo. Do you look like each other?
Congrats!
And many more.
:eek: Your partner is my mother!
Congratulations and I look forward to your next update in 2043 
Congratulations, and may you celebrate many more together!
I am proud that you’re out there ruining marriages like mine with such blatant disregard!
Congratulations, you two!
Here’s to 31 (at least!) more years of undermining America’s moral fiber.
America gets too much fiber as it is, judging by how constipated it is about some things. So you’re doing your part to help out!
Congratulations indeed. 31 years is some serious commitment. Warms my cockles, it does.
Hee. Our 18th anniversary is on Sunday and I would have to decline answering your question.
But it does bring up anniversary complications since we did get married when it became legal. Anniversary 1 is on year 18, but Anniversary 2 is on year 8.