If it’s more than a hookup then Sam - hot and also sweet. If it’s just a hook up then maybe Puck, with first season body and second season personality. Boys School guy is pretty cute too but we haven’t seen him shirtless yet.
Voted for Mike Chang, but if I’d noticed the other option I’d have gone with Blaine. He’s Harry Freaking Potter, for crying out loud, of course he’s my favorite!
He does get cool points for musical Harry Potter. However we have to subtract points for his pre-Glee hairstyle.
Puck. You mean there are other guys in the show?
For Darren Criss fans, here’s his songfrom the next episode.
Typical reactions to this scene: “You tell 'em Burt!” or “That’s not really fair; Kurt was stalking Finn!”
My reaction to that scene: “DAMN, Mike O’Malley’s hot when he gets butch!”
Hey, schlubby middle-aged dudes need lovin’ too.
So then did you find Artie hot when he got up out of his chair and danced to “Safety Dance”? Kevin McHale is a dancer, and he showed some chops in that scene.
'Course, if I were a gay man/straight woman, I’d have a hard time getting over the haircut.
Which is even worsewhen he’s not in character. Before GLEE he played a Goth kidon TRUE BLOOD.
Finn all the way. Pun intended.
Mike Chang, although he will always be “Other Asian” to me.
Puck is a very close second.
I think he looks better out of character. I’m not really into that Justin Bieber hairdo, but he at least looks old enough to not be creepy. Chris Colfer also tends to vary a bit for me, generally hotter out of character, from what I’ve seen. Jonathan Groff is the other way. I thought he was hotter in character as Jesse than pictures I’ve seen of him out of character.
After watching tonight’s episode with a mind to narrow things down, I’m going with Sam. I swear I’m not really into that hairdo, but he looked so hot during their routine at finals. They could have tossed in a superfluous, not-really-related-to-the-plot shirtless scene if they loved me, but I’ll forgive them this once. If Blaine was included, this might have been rather more difficult.
Since Burt wasn’t on the list, I went with Will…but Puck would be awful fun for a night or two. But he’s much too young…triggers my mom switch. just like all the other guys. And Finn’s eyebrows make me a bit crazy. And not in a good way. And Sam’s lips are just weird.
If it helps, Mark Salling is actually 28 years old. If Will’s fine (Matthew Morrison is 32) Puck should be OK as well.
Will Schuester all the way. Puck is a very, very close second.
Dammit! That’ll teach me to vote before reading the question! I didn’t realize it was sweet sweet love makin’ I was voting on, so I picked Artie because he’s a great character and his voice is dreamy. Normally I do Puck in a hot minute, but if I’m going to stay true to my voice, Artie’s gonna have to sing to me during!
Exact opposite for me: Puck is easily the hottest guy on that show (or pretty much any other show, come to think of it), but Will is right up there. 
I came in here to say the exact same thing, word for word.
I less than three you, Other Asian. Now, take that shirt off again. Puck, you help him.
I wonder if either of them taste like dip … or sometimes burgers … 
This.