If you just absolutely had to make sweet sweet love with a male cast member of GLEE, who would it be? (Don’t worry about whether the character or actor is gay, straight, too young or whatever- assume that whatever type you are totally autotune their libido.)
Puck. Especially if he does some shirtless cleaning or gardening first.
Getting older has re-ordered my priorities, apparently.
Schu. Just can’t ignore the seriously underage thing, even though the actors aren’t.
Plus, six-pack and dimples.
Sam. That boy makes me have very bad thoughts.
Then I’d go shopping with Kurt.
Puck, with Mike Chang a close second.
Mike Chang, with Puck a close second
Puck or Mike Change for fucking, though I’d prefer Mike or Finn as an actual boyfriend.
Mike, with a picture of Sam on the wall.
Mike Chang - with moves like his, I don’t even care about the rest of the cast members
It’s threads like this that contribute to us straight males feeling marginalized in society.
Puck Puck Puck Puck Puck
It gets better. (I’m told, I can’t really provide a cite.)
I’m glad to see Mike getting so much love. I have a thing for Asians, he’s hot and he’s pretty normal compared to everyone else.
Who doesn’t like a good Puck?
Is there any other kind?
And yet, surprisingly, FOX intends to air a special episode of GLEE immediately following - the Superbowl?!
I mean, I’ll watch it, but it strikes me as a bit odd in timing - “Hey Ed, Joe, Fred, Bubba - great game! Crack open a couple more brewskies and let’s watch Glee now!”
That only happens in Gay porn…hmm…maybe I should ask for a new video camera for Christmas.
Looks like I get Sam all to myself so far. I can’t say I’m displeased.
Hey! I wanna see the results. So I’m going to vote. Besides my same sex crush on Ian Hanomansing is getting a little old. Hmmm, on viewing that clip, no it’s not. It’s the voice. Man that’s smooth. He’s shorter than you think in real life.
Uh . . . where was I?
I guess I’d go for Puck. Why do the bad boys get all the action?
Sampiro, did you leave out Blaine (Darren Criss) on purpose?
He’s all yours. I’m not getting past the ladylips, even when he eventually finishes puberty. 
Definitely Puck, he’s the only one who looks like a grownup, except Will of course, but he’s way too whiny to be sexually attractive. The rest of them are adorable, but not hot.
Not really, he’s just not a regular yet. And he counts as “other”.
Poor Artie- not surprising, he’s a cute little guy and all but when he’s up against the others it’s like wondering why nobody’s touching the fat-free tofu meatballs at a barbecue. The biggest surprise is that Sam’s doing no better than Kurt.
Cory Monteith/Finn is the only who’s done a nude scene to my knowledge (rear only- I won’t link but search youtube for Cory Monteith Bloody Mary).