Gay thought or not? (Very lite hearted thread)

Alright heres the deal; this was some time ago in my early 20’s so please forgive the seemingly juvenile behaviour here. I was over at my friends apartment. I went out to his balcony to see if I could see anybody at the pool. The pool itsself was not directly under the balcony. It was more like… oh say… 50 to 70 yards away. Anyway as I went out onto the balcony; low and behold I see this really hot chick laying on her belly catching some rays. I called to my friend in the apartment:

“Hey dude come check this shit out!”

so he comes out to see what the deal is.

“Damn! is she wearing a thong?” my friend exclaims

“She sure is. Lets take a walk down by the pool and get a closer look.”

So then me and my friend venture outside and take a stroll by the pool. And then it happened to our horror we discovered that SHE was not a SHE at all. **IT WAS A GUY!!
** :eek: Only he had long hair and he was wearing speedos [ewe]

So what do you think Dopers? Was this a gay thought or not. In my mind it was a woman I was looking at and lusting after. But in reality it was a man.

Sorry man. You’re gay. But don’t worry, people get more accepting of that every day.

But you’re, like, Rock Hudson gay, not Liberace gay.

Trés gay. I’d say it’s time to start stocking up on Astroglide and haughty stares.

We can always convert you over to Liberace gay. Say, do you know how to make cucumber sandwiches?

I’m not sure you’re totally gay. If you’d gone down there and thrown a BJ on him, it would be different. Then again, did you ever have fantasies afterward, of what it might be like?

I reserve judgement.

When I was in graduate school, I won our department’s informal “How gay are you?” contest. I received big points for the shower squeegee (spelling?), the number of cats I live with (five), and having read the entire Tales of the City series. I almost lost during the fashion segment (as I have none) but victory was mine when I revealed that I was the owner of the Barbara Streisand box set.

My wife was so proud.

Once when I lived in the city I passed by this art gallery regularly where there was a photograph taken sort of from the end of the bed of a nude lying face down. The butt looked liked my man’s at the time and I told him so and showed him the photo [still in the wondow; luckily I hadn’t bought it]. We looked more closely and saw a large head of hair against the headboard and that it was clearly a woman.

gigi, that’s a woman.
Hey, I don’t feel bad; you’re the one with the girl’s butt.

[it must have been the angle because his butt was relatively masculine. really]

Please do not mention Barbara Streisand and box in the same sentence.

Did I mention that it is pink?

{Margaret Cho’s mom}
I know that you are gay! I know many thing about the gay. I have a Kady Lang album!
[End Margaret Cho’s mom}

Awe, c’mon guys I’m not gay like that cutie Rock Hudson.
Wait a minute;… cutie like Rock Hudson?
D’oh!

Do you like the Teletubbies?
You are gay, regardless.

Nah, you’re not gay, just near-sighted.

Don’t fight it, kid. LOL.

Hey, a thong is a piece of WOMENS clothing. Men should NEVER wear them. If a guy with lond hair was wearing a dress down by the pool, 50-70 yards away, it would be only natural to assume it was a woman. Same thing with the girlie girl thong.

I agree! but I don’t think there’s anything wrong with a guy wearing a thong if it floats his boat. Of course, people are going to assume he’s gay, generally speaking, if he does.

I stand corrected. Oh course, people should be able to cross dress if they want.

(giggles)

He said ‘gay’!

It isn’t cross-dressing. There are and have been cultures where thongs or other revealing type swimwear on men are totally accepted, and are worn by obviously straight, non-transvestite men. You wouldn’t see those guys wearing a dress, for example. I think it’s ridiculous that in this country, just because you’ve got an extra X chromosome your trunks or shorts have to have an extra 10 inches in the inseam, with each leg almost wide enough to put both your legs into.

But I digress…

As to the OP: The guy wasn’t close enough for you to tell that he was a guy, so why would you even think you might be gay, just because you mistook him for a woman?

javaman: The OP said that the sunbather appeared, on first glance, to be “a really hot chick”.