Gayest Scene in a Non-Gay Film

Calamity and Katie singing about ‘a woman’s touch’ shorty after moving in together.

I just spit water all over my keyboard. Thanks for the laugh.

Good lord that Jane Russel number is eye-popping. How many bare-looking asses can you pack into one room?

The Empire Strikes Back
“Mmm. Take you to him, I will.
Yes, yes. But now, we must eat. Cum. Good food. Cum.”

The Empire Strikes Back
“Mmm. Take you to him, I will.
Yes, yes. But now, we must eat. Cum. Good food. Cum.”

What, the lingering shots of rubber bat-asses during the suiting-up wasn’t good enough?

I laughed too. And a chance to post this video.

I remember a gay film director being interviewed, talking about growing up gay with a lack of gay relationships in films. He liked to pretend that My Bodyguard was a gay porno with all the good stuff cut out.

Just saw X-men First Class, and I was reminded of this thread in every “close” scene with Magneto and Xavier (especially the one with the 2 of them in the be din the champagne room at the strip club)

The scene in Across the Universe, where Max is inducted into the army (to I Want You/She’s So Heavy) is gayer than the scene at the end of the song, where Prudence is pining over Sadie.

The whole sequence is here.

I’m not sure any B&R treatment can qualify as a “Non-Gay Film.”

Heh, heh.

In “Death Hunt”, Ed Lauter’s character kisses Andrew Stevens’s by force after commenting he was a “pretty boy” and that the only thing he was good for was that (i.e. being forcibly kissed). The scene almost makes it clear that, given the rgith circumstances, Lauter would’ve had a go at Stevens.

Kisses Andrew Stevens’s what?

How dare you! This is wholesome living!

Pure and uncorrupted!

Mr. Wayne, you live in a freakin’ mansion. You never seem to have more than two or three servants. Why can’t Dick have his own room?! :confused:

:dubious: Mister, you can take your gay porn and walk right out of this bar!

…character.:smiley:

The second to the last scene in Blazing Saddles.

Oh give me a break - at :45 seconds - “I want my undulating undies with the marabou frills…”

In case it isn’t clear click on marabou fringe.

I’ve seen that Jane Russell/Ain’t There Anyone Here For Love clip a couple thousand times in gay bars so that was the first thing I thought of when I saw this thread. But all I can say after seeing that clip of Hans Conried doing Do-Me-Doe Duds is YIKES! What was Teddy Geisel thinking?

The one with “The French Mistake”?