[Borg Queen]Resistance is futile[/Queen]
How did I miss such an easy reply before? I must be slipping 
After sex, I really have the urge to “flame” one up.
After reading this, I’m very tempted to write assinine nonsensical letters to the editor to every newspaper I can find.
At last I can finally expose the right wing plot to genetically engineer our children with the homosexual gene to somehow further their plot of anti-homosexuality.
That would pretty much be in line with every letter to the editor already published in the newspapers where I live. How so many people can be so incredibly angry about issues like school rezoning for years after the fact is beyond belief.
Only one type of blowjob? What is this fatal blowjob you speak of?
My post was directed at the homophobic gentleman this thread is about, in case anyone missed it…
[sitting in a restraunt]
“Sir, I’m affraid I’m going to have to ask you to put that thing away. This is the NO SODOMY section.”
How do these kind of individuals make it to adulthood? Aren’t there wild animals who prey on the sick and stupid to ultimately strengthen the herd?
Does this fella even know how HIV is transmitted? Perhaps like cooties? Because those darned Lezzzbians shure do have a high incidence of HIV in their population don’t they? Don’t they? Er…
I like to think most letters to the editor are based on a dare or are a joke.
Perhaps we need a new game at SDMB. We all write crazy letters to our local newspaper editor and the first one to get printed wins.
“But… But… That man over there, in the no smoking section is getting head from that woman! Sodomy is any frowned-upon non procreative act. You walked right past her!”
While I was in Orlando last week I saw a billboard which basically stated “You can choose not to be gay so call us so you won’t go to hell” with a phone number for a local church.
I wanted to puke.
I’m not gay. What in the world does someone else being gay have to do with me? I have red hair. Should I insist that everyone have red hair?
I just want to tell those people to **mind your own fucking business! **Use the time, money and energy you are wasting on something that is no concern of yours to feed the hungry, fund medical research, help people get an education…or at least buy yourself a gag!
I am seriously becoming convinced that homophobes are the people most likely to be confused/question their sexuality.
This isn’t meant as a snappy retort or put down but based in analysis of the situation.
I’m a straight male and can see no conceivable way that I could become gay. I was born straight and have always preferred females. I could hang out with gay males 24/7, interact with them, see them interact with eachother, and still I’d be straight. I don’t even question it.
I view gay people the same way. They were born gay, they prefer someone of the same sex, they can’t change it. They could spend all day with straight people and families (like most do already) and they’d still be gay. Period.
So it would only seem logic to me that a ‘homophobe’ sees it the opposite way.
They think gay people ‘chose’ that way to be and can be converted back.
They also think if your straight you should avoid gay people because they may be able to ‘convert’ you or your children to their ways.
You really, REALLY have to be quite uncomfortable with your own sexuality if you think social pressures can really make you go gay/staight.
I think that’s where this dude falls in.
I think that’s part of it. And although not everybody who goes in for some gay-bashing is uncertain about their own sexuality, I find it quite odd to hear people worried about catching ‘teh gay’ (Yes, teh damnit, teh!)
If you’re really worried that you’re going to wake up one morning and you’re just not going to like pussy anymore because you’re going to be craving some cock… well, maybe there are some other issues at play.
That’s pretty much my take on the whole gay marriage thing, too - why do all the angry people care so damned much? Do they think that if gay marriage is made legal, everyone is going to be forced to marry gays (thanks, Jon Stewart)? I just don’t get why so many people feel other people’s business is their business. And for the record, I find it hysterical how many people hootin’ and hollerin’ about gays wrecking the INSTITUTION OF MARRIAGE are multiply-wed themselves. That’s just a joke without a punchline.
I’m embarassed to even live in the same county as that syphilitic douchebag, much less read the same paper.
You know, I was listening to one of our more moronic Texas legislators babbling on about gay foster parents, explaining a child might become seriously conflicted about their sexuality if he or she was raised in a gay home.
I wanted to sit him down and ask him if he’d always known that he liked girls.
When he replied affirmatively, my next question would have been if there was any influence that could have steered him towards sex with his own gender.
When he indignantly snorted "Not no but hell no”, I would have smirked and replied “Well-that negates your whole stupid argument, now doesn’t it.”
But presumably, he’d tell you e never doubted liking girls because he was raised in the ways of the LORD with two parents of opposite genders. Put him in with a couple o’ Godless Queers* and who knows what might have happened? They might have warped and perverted his little mind!
…He’d be a jackass, of course, but that’s how he *could *argue it.
*Band name?
The mistake a lot of the reasonable people on this subject make is thinking that because the other side thinks that being gay is a choice, then they also must believe that being straight is a choice. They do not. They believe being straight is a default, that everyone is straight from the beginning and that if you are gay, you chose to turn away from your natural inclination and join the perverts.
Those of us on the pro- or at least neutral-gay side see this issue as a lever with the fulcrum in the center. Anti-gay folks don’t see it as a lever at all, just the basic ground (straight) and some weird floating island off to the side (gay).
Hey, wait a minute… I’ve been sleeping with a gay guy every so often for a while now (Sean, if you’re reading this, get a damn futon or something!) and I still don’t seem to have caught TEH GAY. Maybe since HE likes men and I like men… I’m immune?
Funny thing is, I don’t seem to have caught AIDS either. I mean, he IS gay, so he MUST have AIDS and be totally contagious just by virtue of liking the cock, right?
I’m so confused.
No no, by virtue of licking the cock.
I am so going to extra-hell for that.