Sometimes a letter to the editor makes me laugh because it so wholly bereft of intelligent thought. Littlecats wondered what I was laughing about as I read this gem today. I laughed because this guy needs a big ass clue by four to adjust his thinking.
I cannot speak to the letter which prompted his diatribe-I haven’t read it.
The points he raises are so fundamentally stupid, and no doubt he believes them.
I loved his comment about second-hand gay. Despite hanging out with GLBT friends, I’m still a happy hetero-does that mean I just have strong willpower? :rolleyes:
Then I thought of the ad campaigns (I enjoy making fun of idiots):
A trim and handsome man is seated at a bar. A similar gentleman approaches and they exchange a knowing glance. The seated man rolls up his sleeve and says, “Sorry, man. I’m on the patch.”
or perhaps
Try new GLBT Gum. Put something in your mouth that fundies can’t bitch about.
I was in a restaurant the other day and some people on the next table started being gay right as I started my main course. Put me right off my cigarette.
Yeah, sociological and public health issues in Africa are just a myth created by the liberal media. Those homos, man, they won’t be satisified until we’re all dead.
There’s really not much point trying to deconstruct any meaningful thoughts out of the man’s rant; he wasn’t having any meaningful thoughts when he constructed it.
*Homo-No-More™ must be injected directly into the testicles every half hour for maximum efficacy. If the desire for hot sweaty homosexual butt sex returns while using the product, you’re a weak willed pansy sinner that will be sure to stoke the fires of Hell. Potential side effects are mild in most cases with only rare occurances of projectile leprosy, spontaneous human combustion, regression to neanderthal status, and becoming Strom Thurmond.
I I was reading that letter, I couldn’t help but imagine one of those stiff, officious Monty Python voices that used to pop up their “letters to the editor” bits.
