Take a look at these shredders! :eek:
You have no idea how much I want one of these.
Anyone else reminded of the Newell shredder?
(Oh, how that dates me.)
Yes darling, because you are so very ancient.
It’s cool how the tires and plastic toys appear to oooze into the machine.
My favorite was the couch. Nice and drawn out. Although the refrigerator was up there.
Something seems somehow wrong about that medical waste clip. :eek:
What, you mean like the person sticking their bare hands into the shredded medical waste? Yeah, that deserves a :eek:
I wonder if they sell these on E-bay. 
I wonder if the Mafia own any of these things… :eek:
The washing machine fought valiantly, but finally it too fell.
He still can’t have one.
This is one of those things that I should not own. See, the problem would be that I’d be so fascinated with seeing how much stuff I could shred, I’d end up with nothing in my house. Refrigerators? shred Washer and dryer? shred Dishwasher? shred TVs? shred Computer? Ok, not the computer. Matresses? shred Porn collection? Ok, not that either. DVD player and VCR? No, I need those to watch the porn. Wait, I need to save one of the Tvs then.
See? I just shouldn’t have one of these things. But, I want one real bad!
I think the mafia would do just as well with a wood chipper. Cheaper, more portable, and you can just point the spout off the closest pier.
Yeah, it’s quite reminiscent of my childhood discoveries that A) Star Wars figures covered in lighter fluid put on a kick-ass melting show, and B) record albums smash in the coolest manner when you wing 'em waaaaay up in the air and let 'em hit the pavement.
I’d really like to have both collections back now, and can see myself wanting to do way too much experimenting if I had one of these bad boys.
I once saw on tv a vacuum that could be lowered into a bucket of water, and then it would suck up all the water. I wanted that.
And I want this too.
Maybe it’s time to update the expression “sleeps with the fishes”. :smack:
I was going to post about what they might say, or do instead of delivering a fish in the dead person’s clothes in a box, but I think it might be inappropriate and gross.
The plastic toy one was a bit…poignant. Not that I haven’t had such thoughts after stepping on yet another lurking lego in the dark.
I’m afraid to look at the medical waste one.
The refrigerator was cool, though.
By far the best one is the ‘live human’.
Whoa.
watches the steel drum filled with concrete Like peeling an orange, man! A very…strong-skinned, hard orange.
“steel drum” was cool.
“concrete in a steel drum” was Uber-cool.