I would have sent her the text of the 1st Admendment and ask if she agreed to that, to pass it on.
And if she didn’t agree to it then you could shoot her for treason.
I get stuff like that from a couple of my wife’s family. The worst part is all the layers of fwd:fwd:fwd:fwd:fwd:fwd: that I have to click through just to see what a dumb-ass maudlin thing they sent me.
They don’t know how to cut out all those layers, and I don’t know how to bypass them on my end. Of course, with 6 fwds, there’s probably 4800 people who got this needless e-mail before me.
I would withdraw my objection to that portion of the Pledge of Allegiance if henceforth everyone was required to write it as ‘one nation “under! God.”’
Also, when the Pledge is recited, you have to remove your hand from your heart and make air quotes as you say “under! God” and stamp your foot after the “under” to signify the exclamation point.
I just have to say how much I laughed at this. Bwahaha! If that’s how it’s done, even I might start randomly pledging allegiance to your flag.
Slightly more on topic, I had a friend who would always forward me pictures of naked men. Now, it’s not that I am a prude or offended by naked men, I’m just not particularly interested in getting them in my email. The worst part about this was that at that time I lived at home, and my dad’s usual spot meant that he could see everything I looked at on the computer - and would frequently ask me about what was on my screen, or lecture me about it if it was anything other than teddy bears or bunnies or something.
So yeah. I didn’t want wangs in my email. But this friend has a tendency to get offended easily, so I put up with it, not opening anything from her while my dad was around. So I was chicken and just put up with it.
Then one day we were in the same IRC channel together, and I got one of her naked man emails, and I said: “I’ve had this friend for 8 years now, wouldn’t you think she’d understand that I don’t want wangs in my email?”
Surprisingly, she apologised and stopped. I now have a wang-free inbox!
But I have another friend who still sends me all the forwards about not buying gas on one day, or whatever the thing is now. Gah.
Don’t really know what I was getting at here. It’s time to go to bed. Hope your coworker gets the point!