“despite proven false news”? What the fuck is that supposed to mean???
Am I doing this right? Ahem:
Ukraine, not/and Russia meddled in the 2016 election.
I know a guy that happened to. That shit ain’t funny. Actually, a friend of a friend. Well, to be honest, it was his sister’s friend, but she’s trustworthy, according to my friend’s friend.
ʾIn shāʾ Allāh.
Nice try, with the “not/and” but your sentence still has a subject and a predicate. Given OP’s template*“Hands up, Don’t shoot” Michael Brown*I’m awarding the brass ring to Ann Hedonia with her #16.
I almost didn’t believe reports of girls with bouffants dying because black widow spiders in their hair.
Many people believe that Sarah Palin actually claimed to be able to see Russia from her house. In actuality, it was Tina Fey doing a spoof of Palin who made that claim on Saturday Night Live. But hey, satire is more important than facts.
Sarah Palin was certainly telling the historic truth when she said Paul Revere rode naked through the streets of Coventry to keep the British from capturing the airport.
Was that before or after the revolutionaries took over the airports?
He was awfully hard on The Beaver, frequently.
I have repeatedly debunked the one about the “space pen”. The story about how NASA supposedly spent a million dollars to develop a pen that would work in zero-g,while the Russians just used pencils.
Not true at all. And there are good reasons to not use pencils in zero-g. Break off the tip and it floats behind a control panel… Yet it persists.
Country “music” has long been reported to hold some artistic merit. Who believes that?
Any Beatles song recorded after 1965, when played backwards, gives clues about Paul’s death. Any song by any other artist, when played backwards, worships Satan.
…and the murderer’s hook was hanging from the door handle!
This is not an assertion of fact that can be deemed true or false. It’s a slogan.
It does. The poll should have stated:
“Michael Brown had his hands up in surrender when he was shot and killed by officer Darren Wilson.”
Two ones I’ve heard from people in all seriousness:
Nicole Brown Simpson was not killed by OJ. A woman in Florida was found dead killed the same way.
Lacy Peterson was killed by a cult that steals babies to either sacrifice them to the devil or sell them on the black market. Or maybe both.
I’ve heard more people claim that “Many people believe that Sarah Palin actually claimed to be able to see Russia from her house,” than claim that “Sarah Palin actually claimed to be able to see Russia from her house.”
I like BOTH kinds of music…country AND western. 
To be honest, I am not terribly familiar with the details of the shooting (ETA: or the trial). I selected “Neither”.
~Max
Yes, but when asked about her knowledge of international relations with Russia, Palin actually did say, “They’re our next-door neighbors, and you can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska, from an island in Alaska.”