Generally one changes a rule THEN enforces it.

With all due respect and all.

Yes, death threats haven’t been allowed in the Pit in quite a while. Well, at least against other members (it’s perfectly fine to wish all sorts of harm upon various crime suspects and other drivers)

However. “FOAD” (even if it’s spelled out- which it wasn’t) has not ever (to the best of my searching abilities) prior to this weekend been taken literally and gotten a warning, let alone a ban/suspension.

In fact, I did specifically ask pit mods last fall about that - and was told (via PM, which I won’t cut and paste here, don’t want to break any other rules etc, out the mod in question) that it generally was thought of as an insult, not a specific threat, as it should be.

In fact, even more recently, we had a poster (weirddave) offering to get the $$ together to send another poster (Dio to a dangerous region (Gaza strip, if memory servers) assuming the traveling poster would in fact die. (note that I’m not advocating for that - it was an ugly thing, but unlikely to happen, dave wasn’t likely to get the $$ together, Dio was unlikely to take him up on the offer). but that comes a fuck of a lot closer to an actual deed actually wishing harm against another poster than “FOAD”.

Ban the guy 'cause he was a jerk. Fine. Ban him 'cause in your eyes he mostly posted here to complain. No problem. But claim that “FOAD” is a death threat and suspend/ban him even though forever folks have used “FOAD” w/o even a blip on the screen? Geeze.

I waited til today to see if cooler heads would prevail. They’ve not.

A final word - we already have “pit light” - it’s called MPSIMS.

Maybe change it up a bit. Perhaps if the last word implied unconsciousness but not death it’s be okay. Pass out? Faint? FOAF?

FOAEAPVS

Fuck off and enter a persistent vegatative state.

FOAEABODWOC.

Fuck Off And Eat A Bag Of Dicks With Out Choking.

see if you can work “buckeyes” into that and we’ll talk.

FOAHANDE

Fuck off and have a near death experience?

FOALWNHORSTDMEBCAB,ASTYPF.

Fuck off and linger with no hope of recovery so that death might even be considered a blessing, and something that you pray for.

FOASOLOTFLAN - Fuck off and step on Legos on the floor late at night.

FOATAN

Fuck off and take a nap.

FOAEABOBEPYSWOC.

Fuck Off And Eat A Bag Of Buck Eyed Purple Yogurt Slingers With Out Choking.

That’s third on my all time favorites list!

This post has been graped by The Grapist

I thought it meant Friend of a Dog.

'cause I am.
Oh, and as it seems to be expected:

FOAGTADTCWWYCTD

Fuck off and go through a drive-through car wash with your convertible top down.

FOAASYBCAOYHF

Fuck Off And Accidentally Spill Your Buckeye Collection All Over Your Hardwood Floor

FOADOOAE.

Fuck off and die of old age eventually.

FO

I’m a minimalist.

FOAL.

A young horse.

And apparently, the new rules aren’t even ready to roll out yet. originally posted by* Ed Zotti*** :We’re still discussing the Pit rule changes and I hope to have more to say this week.

FOAFIOY

I’m not telling. Figure it out yourself.

Fuck Off And Find Italian Otters Yodeling?