FUCKING MOTHERFUCKERS!!! COCKSUCKING GOAT-FELCHERS! GODDAMN RAT BASTARDS!!! FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOU TOO! AND FUCK ANYONE WHO LOOKS LIKE YOU! AND THE HORSE YOU RODE IN ON, TOO. FUCK YOU ALL IN THE ASS WITH A GIANT FLAMING BARB WIRE DILDO, YOU PIG-FUCKERS!!
Grrrrrrrrrrr…
Thank you. I feel better.
(directed at nobody in particular; I just needed to de-stress.)
-Syko
Memo To: Rammstein
From: Your Biggest Fan, Jarbaby
Re: Stage Show Ideas
Yet another Pit-related thing I’d pay to see! jarbaby, when does Rammstein come to town?
Not for a while. Sickness in the family. They’re taking a break and then touring Europe.
Selfish Tuetonic motherfuckers
Hmmm, that looks like fun…lemme try.
SHIT PISS FUCK CUNT COCKSUCKER MOTHERFUCKER TITS FART TURD AND TWAT.
That does feel pretty good.
Fucking coach stewardesses.
Selfish two tonic motherfuckers.
FFFFFUUUUCCCCKKKKKKKKKK!!!
Yes, seems to help.
Isn’t it normal to either (a) blame God, for no particular reason or (b) blame inanimate objects in the vicinity.
I favor the objects because not only can you yell fuck, for no particular reason, you can pound something into bits, for no particular reason.
OI! FUCKERS! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU VILE MOTHERFUCKERS?! OI! I’M GONNA HAVE A FUCKING HEART ATTACK AND YOU SPUNK CUNTS DON’T EVEN CARE! OI! OH MY GOD, I’M SO GONNA PICK YOU UP AND DROP YOU RIGHT ON YOUR FUCKING HEAD IF YOU DON’T SHAPE THE FUCK UP AND JOIN THE HUMAN RACE IN THE NEXT SEVENTEEN SECOND, YOU NAZI FASCIST SCIENCE MAJOR COCKSUCKER!!!
(Yes, we realize that the random "oi!"s are a little odd. No, we don’t care.)
<sigh>
Is this about your girlfriend again, SirSyko?
You know, we can’t help you until you help yourself.