What is wrong with you wretched cock-sucking pissant bastards? Aren’t I pit-worthy! Pit me or may a wave of fireants infest your bone marrow and turn every day into a nightmare of venomous agony!
Pit me! Pit me!
Why not?! Haven’t I been mean enough? Yes? No? Screw you all! I want some hate!!! Give it to me straight you disreoputable shit-stained fetus-eating bastards!
Smegma! Fuck! Fuckity-fuck-fuck! Bloody Mary! Vodka Martini!
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Sorry. Just felt like having a random Tourette’s episode.