No, I won’t do it. I’m not that stupid. But I am so incredibly filled with rage right now that, if he were here, I’d beat the shit out of him. (No, it’s not a Doper.)
Stupid fucker. Fucking racist. Immature fucktard. Some of us can’t go off tra la la and do all these fun things because we HAVE FUCKING JOBS. And we’re not so goddamned fucking obsessed as you are.
(No, it’s not a Doper!!!)
Jesus Christ, every word out of your mouth makes me want to spew. It’s rare that I come across someone who represents, in one person, almost everything I’m against. But you fit the bill, you red-babboon-ass-felching, fat-faced, obnoxious, loud, failed abortion.
I really would like to apologize for my behavior earlier this week. Frankly, I’ve been grumpy, short-tempered and generally out-of-sorts for some time now and I did not mean to take it out on you.
First of all, those cracks about your mother were clearly uncalled for. I have no real knowledge of her sexual appetites, her IQ or her personal grooming habits. And that line about her previous line of work was entirely based on rumor. Nothing more.
Secondly, in regards to the incident with the monkey and the salad shooter … what can I say? I should have been more in control of the situation. I hope the swelling goes down soon.
Finally, about last Thursday where you found me shredding all your personal documents while dancing around naked and singing “I hate Scott Evil. La la la.” I have to say that the situation was taken entirely out of context. If you had given me time to explain, I’m sure it would look totally innocent. In any event, I’m sorry for any hurt feelings the situation may have caused.
I’ll be sure to put condoms on both hands before I beat the crap out of him. Maybe the included lube will soften the blow…
Seriously, though… While I’m usually mild-mannered (because I’m so drugged-up on prescriptions), I am prone to occasional fits of rage that can include violent behavior. It’s rare, but it happens sometimes. Luckily, I now have the wherwithall to be able to rip someone a new asshole without beating the crap out of him. So I guess I’m no longer a real menace to society. (Except for the fact that I’m gay and others might think I have HIV/AIDS!!! )
Because, y’know, deciding to hate and oppress an entire class of people you don’t even know because of a harmless characteristic they have in common is exactly the same as getting pissed off at an individual because of their assholish behaviour towards you.
Good one, Matt. Scott, if you’re going to post about something like this, it’s kinda hard to get feedback if you won’t even say what the hell is bothering you. Unless you are the attention freak you claim to be, and just want people to hear you whine, in which case, you have succeeded.
Oh, for the love of fuck. How the hell does someone get to be a moderator while apparently never having heard of or been exposed to hyperbole? Look, here’s how it works: sometimes, when a person get really angry, he’ll express violent emotions about the target of his anger despite the fact that he or she has no intentions of following through on their statements. It’s not a sign of hypocrisy, or intolerance, or a warning of actual violence at a future date. It’s called venting, and I understand there’s an entire forum dedicated to it somewhere around here.
But I doubt anything I say will change your mind, since the legion of :rolleyes: you get everytime you bust out this observation hasn’t made any impression on you. So instead, lemme help you out: Here’s a thread where the OP wants to shoot the head of scheduling at HBO because he doesn’t like the movies they play. I’m sure you can’t wait to rush in their and make little sanctimonious noises at him, too. Better hurry! Sounds like a tragedy in the making!
