(Apologies to Kathy Bates as Annie Wilkes in Misery)
You mean old fussy gussy. I hope you go to H E double hocky sticks. Isn’t it enough that I rescued you from that ficky wicky snow storm and then hauled your butt back here to my warm house? Where you just EAT EAT EAT EAT and don’t appreciate anything?
[…SMACK!..]
Didn’t I feed you and clothe you and tend to your injuries?
[…KA POW!..]
Didn’t I go out in the blizzard just to buy you some stupid paper? Paper that you didn’t even like?!
[…WHAM!..]
God, I love you!
[…reflecting…]
I’m sorry I said the “B” word, Paul. Sometimes, my mouth just does what it wants to. I’m going to go wash it now. You just get some rest.
Well, the idea was for everybody to post their own Stupid Pit Rant, but the first “huh?” kind of submarined me when I had to provide a link to explain it. Sorry about that, folks. I’ll try to do better next time.
BimZeeee: “Now if Superman could just rewind the earth’s time, I would skip the Visa commercial with the twins.” (Recent viewers of the pit know what I mean, no?)
What’s all this about sst?
If you can’t say it, why talk about it?
We don’t want sst at JFK, we think sst is harming the environment. What are you being so secret about?
Excuse me, that’s S S T, not sst. Super Sonic Transport. The Concorde.
