Watch the video. Perhaps the greatest thing that has ever been placed on the internet 
That’s unacceptable. We cannot let the communists get this edge over us.
Gentlemen, we must close the juggling gap!
I believe I have a solution.
In this envelope, you will find a plan that outlines a comprehensive cloning and training program. Within two years, given adequate funding, we can have an army of super-jugglers, ready for deployment at conventions, competitions, and dingy street-corners world-wide, fighting the red juggling menace.
Let us not shrink in fear from the communist rings! Let us catch them!
And throw them in the air. And catch them. And throw them in the air. And catch them. And throw them in the air. And catch them. And throw them in the air. And catch them. And throw them in the air. And catch them. And throw them in the air. And catch them. And throw them in the air. And catch them. And throw them in the air. And catch them. And throw them in the air. And catch them. And throw them in the air. And catch them. And throw them in the air. And catch them. And throw them in the air. And catch them.
He is cute. Maybe I can seduce him.
Well, now we have the Russian response to Forrest Gump.
Loved it… and the talent! I can’t even juggle a tennis ball.
Ha! When I read the thread title my first thought was “I wonder if this is about Vova and Olga?” but I didn’t think I’d be right!
I met them this summer at the International Jugglers’ Association festival in Buffalo. They’re really, really good. I mean, I consider myself lucky just to be able to do a handful of 6-club passing patterns, and these guys pass 12 with ease. Incidentally, they were on the cover of JUGGLE magazine a couple of months ago, and the main story was about them
For your general amusement, here is Vova and Olga cross dressing (they did their competition piece, but in each other’s costume, for this show. Vova imitated Olga’s bouncy mannerisms from the competition, even chewing gum. Everyone was cracking up…) http://gallery.opalcat.com/gallery/JoyceHowardsPics/olga_and_vova3 Here is a 3mb video clip, too: http://gallery.opalcat.com/albums/IJADay6/vova_olga_crossdress2.mpg
Ruthless? Here is Olga playing Combat (a juggling game where a bunch of people start out
juggling 3 clubs… the last one still juggling wins. In order to be the last one standing, everyone goes around trying to knock the clubs out of other people’s hands. It gets kinda violent. In this video clip, Olga is one of three remaining jugglers…) http://gallery.opalcat.com/albums/Combat/combat_olga.mpg
I really wanted to go to the WJF (this is the first year they’re doing it) but it cost something scary like $200 plus airfare and hotel and food… so it wasn’t gonna happen. The next juggling event I’ll be going to is the Groundhog Day Festival in Atlanta in February.
Great videos of cool jugglers!
John Kerry: “We should go to the UN for a negotiated settlement. We must not respond to juggling with juggling. We must break the cycle of juggling. If people are powerless, you can understand how they might feel their only choice was to resort to juggling.”
Michael Moore: “Repeat after me: there is no juggling threat.”
The canadian team, due to lack of funding yet very capable of using state of the art clubs, are reduced to using three oranges and a slab of Alberta beef. They were denied entrance at the border so they could not attend the competition.
Damn. I’ve never been as intimidated by a juggler before*. Nor, perhaps, as attracted. Genetically engineered Soviet no-nonsense juggling with no chit chat? That’s hot.
granted, I’ve never really been intimidated at all by a juggler…